Doctor Appointments

[Viking15]

I know my DH was getting fed up with the SOD this cycle but what else can I do? I can't wait until his appt. Feb 1!

 

[keekeesaurus]

NS I can't believe they cocked up the SA sample (pun intended) by putting it in the fridge? Who's working in these labs? Chimpanzees? Good that they're getting things moving but bad that there's such a long wait for tests. Not surprised you're looking into private healthcare. I think dead jizz is our problem, if we sh*g twice in one cycle it's a bonus. I need a wanking schedule for my OH, or we need to have more sex. Either will do.

Sus, you have a waiting list for the jizz pot? WTF? That's mad.

Viking, what is SOD?

 

[dachsundmom]

Keeks...it's Sex On Demand, lol

 

[keekeesaurus]

Keeks...it's Sex On Demand, lol

YEAH!

 

[NorthStar]

Well the Jizz Debacle gets worse, when D went to his doctors yeseterday afternoon to pick up a new jizz pot the receptionist denied all knowledge of the phone call telling him to repeat the sample, wouldn't give him another pot, asked him to explain it all IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WAITING ROOM and then told him he needed to call his doctor today to discuss

Anyway he will need to go back to his doctor even though it was the lab that fucked up, how annoying and how embarrassing for him - the people that work in these places need to have some fricking sensitivity

 

[Jax41]

Well the Jizz Debacle gets worse, when D went to his doctors yeseterday afternoon to pick up a new jizz pot the receptionist denied all knowledge of the phone call telling him to repeat the sample, wouldn't give him another pot, asked him to explain it all IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WAITING ROOM and then told him he needed to call his doctor today to discuss

Anyway he will need to go back to his doctor even though it was the lab that fucked up, how annoying and how embarrassing for him - the people that work in these places need to have some fricking sensitivity

words fail me NS! Hey, can't D go private for this like you have and sidestep his Dr completely?

 

[Natsby]

Next OH to have problems should offer to whip it out there and then and see if that shocks them into thinking a bit more the next time! No pot fine cup your hands love here I come! oh dear I think I may have gone too far this time!

 

[NorthStar]

Nats

He finally managed to reach his doctor this afternoon and a new jizz cup will duly be supplied tomorrow, but even though the FS yesterday said he had to 2 samples, the doc would only supply one at a time

Jax yes in retrospect it might have been better to pay the £130 to go private, but then we are looking at £5k for IVF in May, so need to rein in our expenditure.

If I go private for the HSG it costs £420.

 

[LLbean]

Oh NS, like it is not hard enough to get them to do a SA...this makes it more embarrassing for them...so sorry to hear...

 

[NorthStar]

Thanks LL give the man his due despite all the humiliation and hassles he's got on and did it (and will do it another 2 times) and it makes me love him even more

 

[LLbean]

tell him we all love him for it

 

[LLbean]

ok a little funny story from yesterday...

So before the ER we have to collect my hubby's sperm. He absolutely HATES that part so I once again went in with him and "helped him out"

They have a screen in there so you can "get inspired" and such but he feels really uncomfortable looking at naked ladies like that so we had to struggle to switch it off and just put the TV on the MENU part because otherwise the room would be just way too dark. So I start "working on him" and he is finally getting focused and I hear him say "Hippos"... I am like "what? I look like a hippo?" he says "no HIPPOS!" and points at the screen...OMG so for some STRANGE reason the screen went into a slide show of animals mating!!!! We both just busted out laughing at it and man it was hard to get him to focus again LOL.

Guess it is ready for ANY kind of guy in that room ...what ever it takes fellas LOL

 

[Jax41]

Nats

He finally managed to reach his doctor this afternoon and a new jizz cup will duly be supplied tomorrow, but even though the FS yesterday said he had to 2 samples, the doc would only supply one at a time

Jax yes in retrospect it might have been better to pay the £130 to go private, but then we are looking at £5k for IVF in May, so need to rein in our expenditure.

If I go private for the HSG it costs £420.

NS, your D is one amazing man!!

Totally understand, about the £'s it all adds up, if you're not careful it can all get out of hand.....

 

[Sus09]

LL that is so funny, hyppos mating! Lol

 

[LLbean]

Oh it was more than Hippos...that was just the first couple he saw! HAHAHA

 

[Viking15]

NS, your DH is a saint! Still giving up the goods after that is amazing!
LL, that is hilarious. Hippos... What?!? I look like a HIPPO!!!!!!!!!! I almost spit out my tea.

 

[NorthStar]

Thanks girls, yeah he's a good 'un, not the most romantic guy in the world but very committed and loving, I'm a lucky girl

 

[peanutpup]

ok a little funny story from yesterday...

So before the ER we have to collect my hubby's sperm. He absolutely HATES that part so I once again went in with him and "helped him out"

They have a screen in there so you can "get inspired" and such but he feels really uncomfortable looking at naked ladies like that so we had to struggle to switch it off and just put the TV on the MENU part because otherwise the room would be just way too dark. So I start "working on him" and he is finally getting focused and I hear him say "Hippos"... I am like "what? I look like a hippo?" he says "no HIPPOS!" and points at the screen...OMG so for some STRANGE reason the screen went into a slide show of animals mating!!!! We both just busted out laughing at it and man it was hard to get him to focus again LOL.

Guess it is ready for ANY kind of guy in that room ...what ever it takes fellas LOL

that is the funniest thing I heard!!!--I laughed so hard I cried--my coworkers were much concerned about what put me in such a state...I just said private joke lol

 

[LLbean]

HAHAHA Glad I was not the only one that laughed at that... I swear it had some "interesting" choices for videos...guess they get Donors to use the room too and some may be gay...does that tell you what I found? HAHAHA

 

[Natsby]

I was thinking surely no one could get turned on by a hippo..but then I thought maybe it is a self esteem thing, sort if " next to a hippo I look slim and sexy" !No I still don´t get it, but it made me laugh and after hours of students that was well needed.