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Ten of the finest double-entendres aired on British TV & Radio.



1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator -

"And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning
and it was amazing!

2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator -
"This is a really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

3. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 -
"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford Crew."

4. US PGA Commentator -
"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that,before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . Oh my god!!!!! What have I
just said?!!!!"

5. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said:
"You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

6. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,
"So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too,because they were laughing so hard!

7. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:
"Ballesteros felt much better today after getting a 69 yesterday."

8. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

9. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

10. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny at the Scottish Open:
"Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
 
woman walks into a bar and asks for a double-entendres
so the barman gives her one :)
 

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