For all the girls.....

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  1. chefamy1122

    chefamy1122 hating infertility

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    5 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR
    DAUGHTER, GRANDDAUGHTER, YOUNGER SISTER, NIECE, COUSIN... all the GIRLS!

    1.. Don't imagine you can change a man... Unless he's in diapers.

    2.. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

    3.. If they put a man on the moon... they should be able to put them all up there.

    4.. Never let your man's mind wander... it's too little to be out alone.

    5.. Go for younger men. You might as well... They never mature anyway.

    6.. Men are all the same... they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.

    7.. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

    8.. Women don't make fools of men... most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

    9.. Best way to get a man to do something... is to suggest he is too old for it.

    10.. Love is blind... but marriage is a real eye-opener.

    11.. If you want a committed man... look in a mental hospital.

    12.. The men of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years... Even in biblical times, they wouldn't ask for directions.

    13.. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in... tell him chequebooks.

    14.. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes... it means that you laugh at his.

    15.. Sadly, all men are created equal.
     
  2. mylittlebubs

    mylittlebubs Well-Known Member

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    ha ha ha, i love this
     
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    Chris77 Mommy to PJ and Gavin

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    Nikkinoonoo Mummy to a gorgeous girl

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    Lol good one :D xXx
     
  5. magicvw

    magicvw Hoping for a 3rd

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    Excellent! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    charliebear Mum to AJ & Pumpkin

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    LaDY Mummy Of Two xx

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    Thats great...lol
     
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    mylittlebubs Well-Known Member

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    just read this to OH,lol
     
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    Sambatiki Finally a Mummy!!

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    hahahahahahaha
     

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