(for laughs) have you ever said or done anything stupid and then regretted it.

[x Nicki x]

Haha, I love this thread.

I once went on a night out with a few friends, I got chatting to a guy and he asked me what I do for a living.. Me being my drunk self I told him I write the jokes on the back of penguin choc bars! lol

that would be the coolest job though...

Lol I know, I wouldn't mind getting paid to do it!

 

[Hayley90]

LOL i love this thread!

i live about a 10 minute max walk away from the local nightclub..so my friends usually stay here when we go out. we were walking home slowly n kept stopping, laying in the road etc.i woke up the next day £50 down with a vague memory of "hehe this drain is hungry lets feed it" putting flyers, receipts...and £10 notes down the effing drain.

 

[babydustcass]

1. Dyed my hair blonde 2 weeks into my first year of sixforth... it went Yellow! Mum had warned me not too but i did anyway. So she wouldnt give me the money to get another dye. I thought it was nice at first and after going out a few time i finally realised it was reallly badly yellow. And all these people who said your hair looks ... nice.... ph the shame!

2. Was told not to go in clorine after having my hair done before holiday. Ended up with green hair but wasnt alone, as same happened to my friend with me. We sat with ketchup on our hair for an evening. Unfortunately for me, she got the snaps and put them on the internet for everyone to see -sod!lol, really regret putting those talula curls around my face, covered in ketchup! YUM!

3. woke up many times, wondering how the night progressed... would be nice to remember right?

4. OMG this is awful.... im so embarresed. oh god, i was in magaluf and had too much to drink (of course) way to much, i projectile vomited all over a barman......... shameful. Im so sorry mr bar man. *hangs head*

5. Broke my partners car and didnt tell him it was me (i still had to pay to get it fixed). He went into the shop and I thought it would be a good idea to show him that all my driving lessons had paid off so far by meeting him by the entrance of the car park, plus it was a big empty car park. Erm... i didnt make it out of the space and managed to break the car

im sure there is more, i wasnt as wild as you though helen!!

 

[nikkip75]

I came back from clubbing a good few years ago, and decided it would be a good idea to sit on my living room windowsil with my legs dangling out (lived in a flat above a shop at the time). some fit guys were walking up the road (about 2am - there was a kebab shop over the road). I leant forward to flirt and ended up falling out of the window towards them - about 30 feet onto the road! The worst part is, I tried to land on my feet!
Actually, it ended up being quite serious as I snapped my thigh bone, fractured my cheek and jaw in several places and was generally in a state! But as I was so pissed, I didn't pass out or anything. Really stupid!

omg!!

Did the fit guys come to help?? seriously tho that sounds awful! poor you

 

[c1reid]

ugh i have lots of drunken ones....

i used to go to pole dancing classes for keep fit so one night drunk was in a club and they had a pole,all these girls were twirling round it so my pal was egging me on to do a trick,i swung upside down before realising i didnt have bare legs to stick to it and came down like a shot onto my neck,as embarrassing as that was it was worse when i had to go to one of those physio people who deal with sports injuries and explain how it happened....arse!!

also out one night this sleazy guy came up to me and my pal and asked us if we wanted to go to his for a 'menage a trois' i replied in all seriousness that no i didnt as i wasnt drinking,i had the car,i thought it was a make of wine! Even more didnt make me want to go once my pal explained it after pissing herself laughing

 

[helen1234]

I got pulled over by the police for doing the YMCA whilst driving

omg i nearly pee'd myself then, that beats all of mine

 

[Petite]

Me and a friend were stupidly drunk and walking back to his house. Once of his mates pushed him over a garden wall and he popped up with a garden gnome. We thought it was hilarious so on the walk back to his house we pinched every garden gnome on that street. We even made a few trips back out to steal more garden gnomes! In the end we had about 40 garden gnomes all lined up on his stairs! He was arrested, cautioned and made to take back each garden gnome to the original owner. I got away with it! Haha. Oops.

 

[AP]

also out one night this sleazy guy came up to me and my pal and asked us if we wanted to go to his for a 'menage a trois' i replied in all seriousness that no i didnt as i wasnt drinking,i had the car,i thought it was a make of wine! Even more didnt make me want to go once my pal explained it after pissing herself laughing

i choked on my Pepsi

 

[polo_princess]

I dont really do stupid things but often say them .. at work we call it "Hollys World"

Accordingly to the geography book of Holly ...

Telford is in Essex
New Zealand is in Australia
Canterbury is in Gt Yarmouth

if in doubt, most places are usually in Essex

I cant think of anymore off of the top of my head but im sure the other mods might remember a few of my choice blonde moments

 

[Blah11]

oh sooooo many! but one that springs to mind...

went out one night and had far to many tequilas, later on walking past a car that was playing drum and base music VERY loud (the car was vibrating) so i put my bum on it and started sayin ooooo have a go of that to my mates, they were all laffin, then the car drove of and i ended up on my back in the road with my legs up in the air! i lay there for about 5 minutes, think i might have fell asleep for a little while

Very bruised back and ribs the next day!

that made me laugh

 

[polo_princess]

I thought of another one "Can chickens swim?"

 

[AP]

Dont even start with chickens Holly, I'm still trying to work out if/how they have sex!!!!!

 

[aob1013]

What comes first, the chicken or the egg?

 

[oOKayOo]

The only one i can remember which was embaressing is in geography i had to stand up and say where ireland was , i said it was in england and where ireland actaully is was wales. My defence i hadnt that long moved to the UK so i hadnt a clue , infact i still dont i only know where my road is Stuff knowing where anythign else is!

Not knowing what SOS signs were , Tim said they were 'silly orange signs' i beleived him.

Really mean thing but we hated this girl ( i was in school so its not recent) , she was drunk came up to a group of us , wanting our cider so i got my brother to piss in it and gave it to her. She drank it She found out a few days later and never went near me since.. until a few years back i moved next door to her and she got the whole nieghbour hood to hate me ! Ive never been so glad to leave

Aload of my brothers mates came over , always eating everything smoking weed etc , i offered coffee ( as i know they loved to gulp it down , poured loads of salt in it and let them all drink away. Never laughed so much to see there faces , they didnt come back

I have so so many but id be here forever
These were all done as a teen , i havent had any stuff happen since i have had children! Im quite boring

 

[helen1234]

What comes first, the chicken or the egg?

i think the chicken came first as god created all the animals not all the animals and the chicken egg

 

[AP]

What comes first, the chicken or the egg?

i think the chicken came first as god created all the animals not all the animals and the chicken egg

But then theres the part, I mean come on, who has seen a chicken do the deed?!!!!

 

[Babydance]

What comes first, the chicken or the egg?

i think the chicken came first as god created all the animals not all the animals and the chicken egg

But then theres the part, I mean come on, who has seen a chicken do the deed?!!!!

 

[l0tt]

this thread has made me nearly wee myself x

 

[Hoping]

I came back from clubbing a good few years ago, and decided it would be a good idea to sit on my living room windowsil with my legs dangling out (lived in a flat above a shop at the time). some fit guys were walking up the road (about 2am - there was a kebab shop over the road). I leant forward to flirt and ended up falling out of the window towards them - about 30 feet onto the road! The worst part is, I tried to land on my feet!
Actually, it ended up being quite serious as I snapped my thigh bone, fractured my cheek and jaw in several places and was generally in a state! But as I was so pissed, I didn't pass out or anything. Really stupid!

omg!!

Did the fit guys come to help?? seriously tho that sounds awful! poor you

No, they didn't, I think they were genuinely bloody scared tbh! My best mate was in the flat and came running down the stairs and out of the front door and a nurse who was driving up the road stopped and waited until ambulance came. Was a bit mad!

 

[Babydance]

Yikes lol can you remember the pain? Xx