Funny Quotes from Soaps

[Harveysmum369]

saw a thread like this on DS thought we could start our own

Any quotes that have made you giggle?

eastenders

Nana Moon: Alfie, I've decided I want to get cremated.
Alfie Moon: Come on then, get your coat.


Corrie

Norris : Speed Bumps? Oh no, they are so ugly and unattractive

Blanche: So are you, but at least they have some use.

 

[babynewbie]

in corrie when gail and eileen were fighting in the street when todd came out gay, and jason walked over in his builders gear and gail shouted "oh look the rest of the village people!" makes me laugh

 

[Harveysmum369]

Liked the one from eastenders this week?

Billy:How far apart are the contractions?
Alfie:Every minute(or something like that..) Kat would have you believe
Billy:How delighted is her cervix?