Funny sayings on baby clothes

[mom-on-8/2009]

i'm going to admit that i have the most horrible saying on a onsie
it has a horse and says "hung like daddy"
thought that would get some brownie points from hubby
rotfl

 

[mom-on-8/2009]

this thread made me want to search around and there's one that says
"no hair day"
rotfl

 

[mom-on-8/2009]

i also have one that says "sleep is for the weak"
and "party at my crib 2 a.m."

 

[mom-on-8/2009]

there's a "playground pimp" one, too
and one with a biohazard sign on it
ones with baby personal ads on them
one that says "i don't need mistletoe" for xmas
"i am the treat" with candylike letters for treat for halloween or trick or treat night

 

[mommy43]

my daughter had one with my mum says when god made me he was showing off!

 

[NewYearNewMe]

I was looking the other day on the internet and the one's' I have come across are

What happens at Grandma's stays at Grandma's

Been Inside for 9 months.... out on parole

Mummy puts Daddy on the naughty step

zero to tantrum in less than 5 seconds

I drink until I pass out (with a picture of a baby's bottle)

I still live with my parents

 

[Rachiebaby24]

i have vests that say "I have a drinking problem" and "I only cry when ugly people hold me" and i have a t shirt saying "mines a bottle of house white" and a bib saying "Hittin' the bottle"

 

[Reedy]

I cant seem to find any on Ebay x what do you type in????

 

[Ninajewel]

Hubby found this yesterday!

https://shop.cafepress.co.uk/baby

Also, he found a t-shirt that he is going to get if we have a girl....'Guns don't kill people, Dads with pretty daughters do!'

Oh my god, the one that says "Hi. I'm new here" just made me well up, god I'm hormonal!!! Might have to get that one, or at least be a cheapskate and print my own!!!

 

[lesleyann]

These are all ones i have

" Daddys my hero (because his big and strong) "
" Mummys little action man"
" Cool dude just like my dad "
" Boss of the house"
" I Love milk, toys and mummy"
" little boys like to make noise! and lots of it"
" Little man big noise"
" I Love Daddy "
" I Love mummy"
" apple of your eye"
" Boundle of joy"
" 50% good" onthe front and "50% bad" on the back and i have it the other way around
"Give me a break im just learning" with a picture of an L plate


There the ones i remember without going to look

 

[MommaBunni]

I bought one, it doesn't say anything, but it's so cute!

It's a blue onsie and on the backside, on his fanny, is a bear face....

Get it, it's his BEAR (bare) BOTTOM!

Oh, I just love it!

 

[genkigemini]

A good friend in Australia just sent me a newborn onesie that says

"Just did 9 months inside"

Made me laugh. :-D

 

[amylw1]

i have loads -

why am i going to bed its mummy whose tired
50% mummy, 50% daddy, 100% cute
when the going gets tough i go to grandmas house
hows my crawling ring......... (loads of numbers cant remember them though)
little bro (and the older 2 have big bro!)
i'm a hug waiting to happen
99% adorable, 1% little monster
bank of mum and dad - worth every penny (has a fake credit card on it)
looks, charm, wit i get them all from my dad
watch out monster about (pic of monster on it)
cheeky little monkey (has monkey on it)
my mummy is the boss BUT dont tell daddy
100% mischief guaranteed
guaranteed trouble
what are you looking at? (has dinosaur on it)

yep - i have loads i think they are really cute BUT i draw the line at those that are rude/or imply adult stuff. this lot are spread from tiny/newborn upto 6months!

 

[codegirl]

I have one that says "Instructions Not Included"

 

[special_kala]

i got my OH one that says "i love boobs just like my dad " but now were having a girl its not quite appropriate lol

 

[MeggieMoo88]

"That's it, i'm going to Grandma's / Be nice or i'm going to Grandma's"
"I have a drinking problem, 2 boobies, 1 mouth" < loove that lol!!

 

[vinnypeanut]

I bought one saying "to hell with milk and cookies....give me titties and beer"

i know its adult stuff but it isnt as if they understand! Plus its a vest so not everyone will see it...only choice people!

 

[lindypops]

Do you think I was born yesterday?

 

[Jelly_Tot]

I have a blue vest for aiden that has a bottle on the front and says "binge drinker just like mummy" loool

 

[lucilou]

I got 2 that I thought were quite fun when I was on holiday in the US recently...

I'll sleep when I'm good and ready

a rockstar is born (it's bright blue but if we have a girl, we hope she'll want to be a rock star anyway!)

my hubby always says we should get/make one that says 'Who's the daddy?' but I think (hope) he's joking...