Funny sayings on baby clothes

[Charlii Lou]

Me and my OH are getting a babygrow that says 'i love my boobies just like my dad' haha i loved it!

 

[MissMegs]

I haven't read all the comments so not sure if this has aleady been mentioned. I thought it was kind of funny but also totally inapproriate - and to top it off the person who had their baby wearing this baby-gro is sooooo straight laced, she's how I always imagine Vicars' wives to be lol. Anyway, this baby-gro said:

"and all my daddy wanted was a blow job"

I haven't seen this anywhere here, I was in NZ at the time

 

[Ju_bubbs]

Just came acorss a babyrow on ebay that says

'dont look at me, that smell is grandad"

 

[SisterRose]

I really want one I saw that said "Momma aint raisin' no fool" Mr.T style!

Also liked the "party in my crib..." one that you've mentioned

My OH loves Penguins so I got a onesie that says "My Daddy is cool as a Penguin"

For the geeks among us - I wanted to get this one(My OH is a programmer)
"#include <stdio.h>
main()
{
Printf ("Hello World!\n") ;
{"

I also giggled at "I drink therefore I am"

 

[Bambi1985]

I've just seen one saying "I was daddy's fastest little swimmer"

 

[Jody R]

I saw one with a lot of little arrows on it and a picture of some prison bars.

It said "I've been inside for nine months" on it.

 

[Jody R]

I forgot, we have bibs that say "I see big people" and "The dog did it" too.

 

[Charlii Lou]

Just came acorss a babyrow on ebay that says

'dont look at me, that smell is grandad"

Oooo i want that one! Gonna have to try and find it tho! ahh

 

[emmylou209]

ive got 1 saying ''if im not sleeping nobaody is!!''

 

[terri21]

F.B.I
Farts. Burps. Insomnia.


https://www.nappyhead.co.uk/acatalog/Funky-slogan-baby-clothes.html

 

[MommyGrim]

ive got 1 saying ''if im not sleeping nobaody is!!''

XD! I love that!

 

[ShanandBoc]

I have a suit that says

'warning! contents leak under pressure'

 

[isolabella]

I got a pack of vests from Sainsbury's with different sayings on. Worth the wait, I have the best Mummy in the World, I have the best Daddy in the World, I can make you smile, the best things come in small packages, Hugs and kisses available on request and could I be any cuter?

 

[ellie]

i've got one that says 'psycho babble' (well we are both psychologists so praps only funny to us )

 

[aurora]

I got one that says "Daddy, I want a pony!"

Which was a must have, since I have a horse and of courseee she needs a pony. lol

 

[Ju_bubbs]

I bought a lil vest (onsie for you US ladies) on ebay that says instructions not included

 

[sjb1985]

I have just managed to find one saying 'My Daddy drives a Scooby' which my OH will love as he loves that damn car more than anything!! and another which i couldnt resist getting saying 'All Mummy wanted was a backrub'!

 

[Lottie86]

I have just ordered a "I ain't drinking no milk" tshirt. There are hundreds of bottle/booby tshirts which I have never been able to get as Findlay is tube fed so this one couldn't be more perfect for a baby/toddler who has nothing orally!!!

 

[InvisibleRain]

'

'santas not real but you cant read so its ok'

ha!

Love it! ahaha

 

[abarker6]

For all you brestfeeding mamas there is a bib that says "Pleas excuse my nipple breath"