Future faint, thin BFP on CB

[MissAma]

I really shouldn't have looked at threads here, now I am overwhelmed with a POAS necessity and I have no other tests (than the OPK I already used in the morning "for science's sake!") at work!

I have decided to go to the chemists' later, in my lunch break and grab me some CBs just because I am THAT desperate to see a second line on something and those guarantee it.

So, this is the thread where I will post my faint BFP on a CB that I haven't yet bought and that I will use in 3rd after FMU.

If this doesn't qualify me for a free stay in the loony bin nothing does!

 

[dawny690]

Awww bless ya huni xx

 

[Blondie]

Welcome to the loony bin love POAS is by far my favourite past time at the moment.

 

[MissAma]

I am not even joking that's what's worse!

Right after I type this I shall head for the company's loo and experiment with my shiny CB, my chemists' own and even another Boots OPK! Trembling with excitement.... should have never given up smokes and food (Cambridge Diet) this is the only thing left on the worth-living-for side of things!

Will update in a split second.

 

[3 girlies]

I am not even joking that's what's worse!

Right after I type this I shall head for the company's loo and experiment with my shiny CB, my chemists' own and even another Boots OPK! Trembling with excitement.... should have never given up smokes and food (Cambridge Diet) this is the only thing left on the worth-living-for side of things!

Will update in a split second.

good luck x

 

[MissAma]

Okay so how many minutes has it been? Faint as-in-faint-for-OPK OPK so far. And the CB is cooking.

 

[MissAma]

Okay so results after less than 10 mins.

I, TheGreatSeenerOfUnseenLines proclaim:

I have:

- two fainter-than-control-but-respectable OPKs;
- one fainter-than-life-hold-in-this-position-close-one-eye-really-really-squint red dye one
- one chemists' own faint blue
AND *drum rolls*

- goal of the pharmacy trip - obligatory faint but not that thin CB!!!

I shall post pics of all these in the evening and study them through the day for drying manners LOL

ANYONE EVER GOTTEN A BLOODY NO-FAINTS-CB?!?! Geez!

Feel better now. I know it's bs but hey, I can do some work now

 

[3 girlies]

Okay so results after less than 10 mins.

I, TheGreatSeenerOfUnseenLines proclaim:

I have:

- two fainter-than-control-but-respectable OPKs;
- one fainter-than-life-hold-in-this-position-close-one-eye-really-really-squint red dye one
- one chemists' own faint blue
AND *drum rolls*

- goal of the pharmacy trip - obligatory faint but not that thin CB!!!

I shall post pics of all these in the evening and study them through the day for drying manners LOL

ANYONE EVER GOTTEN A BLOODY NO-FAINTS-CB?!?! Geez!

Feel better now. I know it's bs but hey, I can do some work now

you crack me up i'll be waiting for the pics, i might go & get some more tests today.....watch this space!!!!!

 

[MissAma]

Okay so results after less than 10 mins.

I, TheGreatSeenerOfUnseenLines proclaim:

I have:

- two fainter-than-control-but-respectable OPKs;
- one fainter-than-life-hold-in-this-position-close-one-eye-really-really-squint red dye one
- one chemists' own faint blue
AND *drum rolls*

- goal of the pharmacy trip - obligatory faint but not that thin CB!!!

I shall post pics of all these in the evening and study them through the day for drying manners LOL

ANYONE EVER GOTTEN A BLOODY NO-FAINTS-CB?!?! Geez!

Feel better now. I know it's bs but hey, I can do some work now

you crack me up i'll be waiting for the pics, i might go & get some more tests today.....watch this space!!!!!

Good idea!

May not be as fun for you as it is for us, evap/faint producers -Tashanbump, Jasmak, the-pregnant-user-formerly-known-as-dan-o, etc but hey! If you feel able and willing to take on this highly responsible role where you will efficiently humiliate yourself every 2ww because you KNOW they're evaps or knock on wood, early chemicals or just bleeping tumors but you HAVE to still ask people for opinions than you too can enjoy being part of our exclusive-club!

 

[NickyT75]

cant wait to see your pics hun x

 

[3 girlies]

i'd rather get an evap than no lines at all!!!!....now that does make me sound crazy!! It gives me something to look at after the 10 minutes is up....i mean we pay all that money for the tests afterall

 

[MissAma]

Oh c'mon surely you can get fake faint BFPs!!! That's what God invented CB easy for!

Go get one and hit your POAS pleasure and you'll see! Even males make those faint lines, no way you can get a line-free-CB, no one can!

 

[NickyT75]

you are making me wanna try one!!

I have a drawer full of them as i've been doing the CBFM fertility trial & they sent me free tests to use every month but I never bothered using them coz always turned up bang on time x

 

[MissAma]

Don't advise you'd use it Nicky... you're already getting the uber-strong OPKs and you'll take it as a clear to have one of them male-pee-and-it-still-shows ones!

But seriously, ANYONE at all, ever on this forum had a no-faints, snow white CB?!?!

 

[3 girlies]

i got a tesco test, i have used it already of course, no line yet so ive left it on the table to mature & give me a line in an hour!!!

 

[Diana]

Hey, you sound like me.... hahah!! Now I want to take down my pictures....

 

[MissAma]

i got a tesco test, i have used it already of course, no line yet so ive left it on the table to mature & give me a line in an hour!!!

Not sure what a tesco's looks like (I'm not in the UK) but if it's worth its salt it will mature properly in a while. - Why didn't you get a sure-to-give-a-fake CB?!?

Speaking of maturing, the batch that made my day have beautiful dry, skinny lines, no squinting required at this point. Very clear. Very clear USELESS thin lines that mean nothing, that is. But still!

I reckon one day soon CB and/or other manufacturers ought to grab me by the back of my neck, present me with a truck load of HPTs and OPKs and a million bucks and then ask me to pretty please apply my magic-pee on them.

Hey, you sound like me.... hahah!! Now I want to take down my pictures....

Oh stop, us POASA-magic-evaps/thin-lines-producers are a special breed!

 

[3 girlies]

its rubbish, no line at all, i cant even tell where the line should be. i want a cb test at least that way i'm guaranteed a line!!!

 

[Diana]

At least I can consider myself "special"....

 

[dan-o]

the-pregnant-user-formerly-known-as-dan-o

Oi! I'll have you know that just cos I'm out of the gang, doesnt mean I've given up 'the sticks'

In fact the last time I POAS was, erm... oh yeah..ummm ...today!!

Anyway.....

What's this I hear about POAS & not-so-thin faint blue lines on a CB and a chemists own missAma?????
Mine went thin after a while but were thick & pale blue to start with...

Looking forward to these piccies!