Future faint, thin BFP on CB

[MissAma]

Thanks sam's mum. Not a chance though, another early we-know-what or just my magic pee.

In fact, to raise money for the commercial lines I ought to first offer my services as a professional faint-line maker. I can advertise on E-bay.

"Tired of snow white tests? Ready to welcome "what if" in your life? Click here to see my cycle and adjust yours with mine then make sure to send me your CBs and ICs a week in advance and I will make sure to pee on them and return them with a faint line in the next week! - See the gallery for proof of the trillions of test I have faint-lined so far and make sure to read the testimonials!

Happy to pee at your service!"

 

[Coffee]

For the really faint hearted not-been-ttc-long-enough-to-be-bitter-and-twisted-like-us girls you could just do a special kind of pg test where the test line is always darker than the control line... "Don't feel down about getting a , with Miss Ama's new POAS-Posi's, get a everytime, even when you're clearly not even in with a chance" !!! Those would be good for cd1 actually, when you are googling "can i get my period and still be pregnant" !!
(Oh i might have got a lucky sperm, but i've not forgotten girlies!!!)

 

[sam's mum]

Thanks sam's mum. Not a chance though, another early we-know-what or just my magic pee.

In fact, to raise money for the commercial lines I ought to first offer my services as a professional faint-line maker. I can advertise on E-bay.

"Tired of snow white tests? Ready to welcome "what if" in your life? Click here to see my cycle and adjust yours with mine then make sure to send me your CBs and ICs a week in advance and I will make sure to pee on them and return them with a faint line in the next week! - See the gallery for proof of the trillions of test I have faint-lined so far and make sure to read the testimonials!

Happy to pee at your service!"

I'm the same coffee... memories of my more serious addiction from all those years ago Love the "POAS-Posi's (TM)"

 

[Blondie]

You could make a fortune producing and marketing your own Miss Ama brand tests. Could come in a 14 pack, one for each dpo. So the first one you would pee on at 1dpo and rather than coming up "not pregnant" it says "don't be so bloody stupid", 2dpo simply says "as if", 3dpo "you're clearly a crazy woman" and so on and so on...

Loving that idea

I'd so buy them..... but once you got the message you'd still get a nice line just to dream over until the next day

Oh this can be the Kind-Line for the sensitive types. The first one Coffee was talking about would be the "Can you deal with TTC reality" line!

The KL (Kind Line) will feature gentler disappointment with messages such as "If you take me apart there will be a line but it's still too faint, maybe tomorrow!" or the cheerful "Ohhhh this is a better one. Faint and evapish but the sort your online friends would see! Promising POAS again tomorrow morning, this could be it, girl!"

OMG

I Sooooo need these tests

 

[MissAma]

For the really faint hearted not-been-ttc-long-enough-to-be-bitter-and-twisted-like-us girls you could just do a special kind of pg test where the test line is always darker than the control line... "Don't feel down about getting a , with Miss Ama's new POAS-Posi's, get a everytime, even when you're clearly not even in with a chance" !!! Those would be good for cd1 actually, when you are googling "can i get my period and still be pregnant" !!
(Oh i might have got a lucky sperm, but i've not forgotten girlies!!!)

This can be included in the handy leaflet to emphasize all the cases of aunts and grandmothers that had their period all through their pregnancies and never got a BFP till well into their 7th month.

Oh and all the ones showing which tipped them off to ask for a beta instead of trusting conventional HPTs. But wait, MissAma's HPTs are not conventional!

The 14-packs can come in pink with tiny skulls printed all over for the bitter long time TTCer, in green for the so-and-so-desperate-but-will-welcome-more- types and in soothing blue for the Uber Mushy-Thank-Your-Karma-Softie line that will include the prepackaged second lines and even a free red crayon for those tests that need just a bit of extra edge.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh and they can have many printed on each test paper. I must find me a Chinese manufacturer.

 

[hopedance]

when you are googling "can i get my period and still be pregnant" !!

lmfao, i thought i was the only one who did that!!!

 

[dan-o]

This can be included in the handy leaflet to emphasize all the cases of aunts and grandmothers that had their period all through their pregnancies and never got a BFP till well into their 7th month.

See?
Now this was always my excuse for testing from about CD4 every month right through ovulation & into the early DPO's.