Okay, so I watched! I have an early work meeting but I got up to get on the computer specifically to discuss this with you girls, so you better appreciate me
I loved this episode!
I'm not crazy about Robb's girl, but I thought that whole scene was really hot/sweet.
I like the dynamic between John Snow and the red head (I can't spell her name) and I think the cultural element brings an interesting twist to their story.
So Tywin is basically running the kingdom without Joffrey. Nice move. I love how they're underestimating the dragons because their "people" are giving them bad intelligence. It's a nice parallel with modern politics, especially in the US.
I didn't realize that Gendry didn't know he was Boratheon's *******. I also think Arya is safer with the Hound than those other guys. I was remembering how kind he was to Sansa.
Jamie + Brianne = awww. I can't believe I'm beginning to like the man who pushed an innocent kid out a window and paralyzed him. Oh and I don't care about Brann's storyline. Hope it gets more interesting. On a side note, that actor has aged 10 years since the beginning of the show. Ah, puberty.
I love, love, love the Sansa and Margery scene. I have a girl crush on Marge. They have great chemistry. When Marge told Sansa she knew about sex because her mother told her I almost died! Thought she made a good point, also - Sansa could do way worse than Tyrion. I have a feeling that things aren't going to go well between him and Shae...
Dany is full of awesome-ness, as per the usual. I love that she's like queen of the people now. Khaleesi!!!! And she looked great. Seriously, this show could turn me onto women if it weren't for Alfie. Which brings me to...
I'm sorry, but after days of torture, malnutrition and dehydration, there is NO way he could have sex, even if two hot naked girls were all over him. He's kinda always such a horny dude though.
Okay, so that was terrible and awful. I thought the same as you, but I also thing that some men are easily aroused from a physical standpoint regardless of desire/consent. We were talking about this recently in the "rape culture" thread in News & Debates.
Taking off my fan girl hat for a minute, the Theon storyline is absolutely heart breaking. I have an idea of where it's going based on what I know from the books and I was really hoping they were going to deviate, because it's hard to watch. Here's the thing: I know Theon is the "villain", but I truthfully don't think he's a terrible man. He was basically given as a hostage to the Starks and while they treated him well, they still would have fucking killed his ass had his father made any move toward rebellion. He went home in hopes of reuniting with his real family only to be mocked and shamed. Yes, he's a dick, he treated women like shit and killed innocent people. But I really think his storyline is a product of the winners writing history. Most of the men (and women) in the books/show have killed innocent people, including Robb Start who is held up as the paragon of virtue. I don't see Theon's treatment as deserved retribution for his crimes. Ramsey is a sadist and I find the whole thing difficult to take.