General chatter while we wait (and commentary on the "pull out method")

[shaescott]

I just remembered stretch marks...uuuuggghhh.

I started walking today. I'm determined not to gain as much weight this time as i did with des (60lbs!). I'm hoping to max out at 40 at the worst.

I still have stretch marks on my butt from puberty lol

 

[campn]

Gigs- It's $14 a month, or $99 year with free shipping if you order things $35 and up so really it's not that expensive, I spend more on Netflix yearly. I just thought with us being down to 1 car it could help.

I do feel bad that someone else is shopping for me while I sit on my booty, but I did tip her!

 

[DobbyForever]

Woot yay for walking, gigs. I have always had stretch marks on my big African butt hahshs. Zero f*s given . As love this Mawbsil acronym!

 

[DobbyForever]

Camps that isn't bad at all. I told SO when DoorDash got popular that this is the moment in story that future generations will look back on and say was the start to our hoverchair obesity from Wall-E status

 

[gigglebox]

I had them on my thighs and arms, but thanks to des i have them on my ass, stomach, boobs, and cooch.

 

[campn]

Ladies I've stretch marks on my lady parts, and my boobs! I had no idea the vagina could get stretch marks! (Stomach and butt included)

 

[shaescott]

Ladies I've stretch marks on my lady parts, and my boobs! I had no idea the vagina could get stretch marks! (Stomach and butt included)

Wow, I didn't know vaginas could get stretch marks either... But I know my mom tore in the direction ⬆️ up while giving birth to my lil sis, and they tried to sew her up but she wouldn't let them cuz it had torn at her clitoris and it's just too sensitive.

 

[gigglebox]

O_O

Ok...a planned c section is reeeaaallly looking like the better option the more stories i hear lol

 

[campn]

Shae- Wow! Your poor mom! I didn't know your ciltoris could even tear up! Was it damaged or did it heal and get back to normal? Ah I feel so bad for her. Was your sister a little on the big side!? She owes her a clitoris!

I've an OB workup tomorrow which I'm not sure what it means, but my legs haven't been shaved and honestly I'm too tired to shave them. If they notice tomorrow what's a good excuse? "Oh I'm a feminist!" Or like "oh I'm a nudist" or "my religion tells me to not shave?"

 

[gigglebox]

Feminist is pretty popular right now, i'd go with that.

Lol! Owed a clit hahahahhahahahahha wow i hope no other women ever has to go through that!

Ok, i'm going to try my best to pass out. I'd appreciate any sticky baby vibes!

Night y'all.

 

[DobbyForever]

Omg Shae! Your mom! Ow! . Does age ever yell that at your sister when she misbehaved? "You tore my clitoris!!!! You will listen to me!" Lol my mom did that with biting her nipple

Gigs, I couldn say but you know what is best for you.

Camp, I just blame it on the hormones. Hell, I still use hormones as an excuse lol. What SO don't understand. Plus, they shouldn't say something

 

[campn]

Gigs- Crossing everything for you for a super sticky bean! Can't wait for tomorrow's test! Goodnight hun!

Dobby- Oh naughty you! You were a biter!? I have heard of that, luckily DS never bit me (unless he fell asleep nursing and accidentally pressed hard) but it wasn't bad. I know some of my friends babies drew blood! Now that's when I draw the line.

The feminist joke is so funny and so Portland! Do you guys watch Portlandia!? I've seen a few episodes but oh so good!

 

[Breeaa]

That is definitely a beautiful pink line gigs!!!!! Yay congrats!!!

Congrats to you too keepsmiling!

Campn, You look adorable! I'm so bloated I look 20 weeks already.

I can't keep up with all of these pages and pages of comments so hi ladies! Hope you are well. Welcome back Shae!

 

[campn]

That is definitely a beautiful pink line gigs!!!!! Yay congrats!!!

Congrats to you too keepsmiling!

Campn, You look adorable! I'm so bloated I look 20 weeks already. :hehe:

I can't keep up with all of these pages and pages of comments so hi ladies! Hope you are well. Welcome back Shae!

Bree thank you hun! I'm sure you look just fine, that darn bloat though, it's so annoying! Just saw your 13 weeks today! One more until the second trimester??

 

[shaescott]

O_O

Ok...a planned c section is reeeaaallly looking like the better option the more stories i hear lol

She still says she's happy the way she did it. She had both of us in a birth center with midwives, and had a natural birth.

Shae- Wow! Your poor mom! I didn't know your ciltoris could even tear up! Was it damaged or did it heal and get back to normal? Ah I feel so bad for her. Was your sister a little on the big side!? She owes her a clitoris!

I've an OB workup tomorrow which I'm not sure what it means, but my legs haven't been shaved and honestly I'm too tired to shave them. If they notice tomorrow what's a good excuse? "Oh I'm a feminist!" Or like "oh I'm a nudist" or "my religion tells me to not shave?"

I think it went back to normal, but I never asked. My sister was 8 lb 1 oz, so big but not like really big.
Your OB probably won't mention your legs. If it's too cold for shorts where you are, there's that, I don't generally shave in winter.

 

[shaescott]

Omg Shae! Your mom! Ow! . Does age ever yell that at your sister when she misbehaved? "You tore my clitoris!!!! You will listen to me!" Lol my mom did that with biting her nipple

Gigs, I couldn say but you know what is best for you.

Camp, I just blame it on the hormones. Hell, I still use hormones as an excuse lol. What SO don't understand. Plus, they shouldn't say something

No, she never said anything like that haha, she never used anything against us that we did as babies.

 

[JLM73]

OMG
Brain + makes AF pass quickly just FYI
But Pump the F-ing brakes!!
did I miss a BFP Gigs??
I can't catch up---tried...but since I came out of the adult kool aid long enough to make Fesenjoon ( complicated ass chicken, pomegranate, walnut meal)
I am done mentally lol.
Manfriend's bro was only here for 2 months and leaves tomoro. So I pulled the best Persian meal outta my arse to encourage him to come back.

I need cliff notes ....I'm a slug right now....and not one donor lined up for next week...

 

[JLM73]

Oh and Gigs LOVE the shepherd painting- you are a natural babe!

 

[campn]

Yay J glad you're okay! We thought you deserted us!
Gigs got a BFP today!!

 

[JLM73]

Ahhhhh I tried to find the pic?!?!? What page is it on???
I wanna seeeeeeewee