Hahahaha My husband is such a comedian...

[TashaAndBump]

Earlier today I was having a gripe about my post-pregnancy breasts and how I'd like to have a boob job to restore them to their former glory... I knew my husband would reply with something satiric, or well, rude, but wasn't expecting a reply that was quite so witty! lol

Myself: I want a boob job! *sulks*

MrBum: Alright, pop these tassles on and dance about and I'll give your £5 an hour...

Myself: No, I mean, I want a reduction and an uplift!

MrBum: Alright, you can have £2.50 an hour, and you look gorgeous!

 

[AppleBlossom]

nice one

 

[sam's mum]

brilliant!!

 

[butterflies]

He got you there!!!

 

[mBLACK]

 

[Jenelle]

I must hand it to him, it was a good one!!!

 

[MrTashaAndBum]

She does walk into them!

 

[Serene123]

Wow.. Wasn't expecting that! Very quick MrBum!

 

[Newt]

 

[welshcakes79]

gotta hand it to him, its a gud u'n

 

[o0oCharlieo0o]

Lmao!!!!!

 

[Elli21]

he was quick on his feet there hun

 

[chefamy1122]

that is hilarious

 

[Dream.A.Dream]

Haha, that's great