lol

Post pic again tomorrow, I love watching peed-on sticks
Physchiatrist: So, tell me about yourself.
Me: Well, I wake up in the morning and count the hours between the last time I urinated, to see how concentrated my first morning urine should be. If I woke in the middle of the night and used the bathroom, then I try to hold out as long as possible to make sure that it has been at least 8 hours.
Physchiatrist:

Go on.
Me: Well, then I pee on a stick (or three) and run to the kitchen to set the egg timer for 3 minutes. I pace, feed the dog, pace, brush my teeth (with my eyes closed so that I don't peak too early) So, then when the three minutes are up, I go look at the stick(s)
Physchiatrist: And then
Me: Well, I look at the stick(s) at every lighting situation, every angle, take the test apart... and usually become content on the fact that the test must be wrong.
Physchiatrist:

You realize this is obsessive behavior, correct?
Me: Yes... sorta... um, so, then I go to work, and log onto my computer and look at the sticks that other women have peed on, taken apart, color-iverted....
Physchiatrist: Joe, can you please prepare the seditive and grab that "jacket" over there.



I'm sure alot of use would be considered certifyable



