How To Pee On A Stick (Funny)

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  1. RNmommy

    RNmommy Mom of 2 and Pregnant!

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    Hello Everyone. I got this from www.twoweekwait.com and thought it was so funny I wanted to share it with everyone here.

    Hope this makes you all laugh because we know we've all done it..... LOL!!!


    How To Pee On A Stick

    Step 1...Pee on the stick. (must be sure to hold it under urine stream for a heartbeat longer than recommended just to be sure).

    Step 2...Stare at stick while you continue peeing. Feel heart jump when urine passes over the spot where the line would be and it hitches for a second, then gets a dark line...then keeps going, taking your dark line with it to the test window.

    Step 3...Place on bathroom counter. Pretend not to stare at it. Let's try to give yourself busy work to keep from looking at it. In fact, your toilet now gets cleaned once per day.

    Step 4...Tell yourself you are expecting a BFN. Then start to mist up when you see that it is, in fact, a BFN. Stare at the blank spot for a full minute before picking it up.

    Step 5...First, go to window and check it under day light.

    Step 5...Now, stand on toilet to be closer to light in ceiling. Check strip.

    Step 6...Close one eye. Squint other eye.

    Step 7...Turn on several lamps around house. Hold strip under lamp. Check strip.

    Step 8...Hold strip OVER lamp. Check strip.

    Step 9...Hold strip in front of lamp so light shines THROUGH strip, just in case.

    Step 10...Pull stick apart. Hesitate for a heartbeat when you realize you are holding the still wet "wick" in one hand, then continue the destruction.

    Step 11...Repeat Steps 5-9.

    Step 12...Throw stick away.

    Step 13...Pick stick back up out of trash.

    Step 14...Repeat Steps 12 and 13 the rest of the day!
     
  2. sarina53172

    sarina53172 Guest

    lmao i like this
     
  3. LMFAO this is the best!! This is me every. single. freaking. damn. time I test!!! LMAO omgosh, I go through the entire house looking under lamps! I've gone as far as going into my hallway (we live in an apt building) just to see if I can see a line in that light. Meanwhile people are probably looking at me through their peephole omgggggoshhhhh
     
  4. ginloveshemp

    ginloveshemp Well-Known Member

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    ummm... exactly.
     
  5. sarina53172

    sarina53172 Guest

    thats what i was doin with FRER since i couldnt see it i did all those steps lol and i still couldnt see it until christine put the test ina dark background lol but i saw it
     
  6. Lol, yea. I'm used to playing with HPT pics lol
     
  7. RcdM

    RcdM Mommy of 2

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    HAHA!

    ALL of this is so true!!!
     
  8. Hels_Bells

    Hels_Bells Bun in the Oven!!

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    *falls off chair laughing*
     
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    readyformore Well-Known Member

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  10. AriesMom07

    AriesMom07 Expecting # 2!

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    Lmao I have done this....Just today i went back in and checked the stick in the trash again just to be sure.
     
  11. IJmommy619

    IJmommy619 Well-Known Member

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    Haha! love it!
     
  12. StranjeGirl

    StranjeGirl First time mommy!

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    LOL!!! The worst is when we pull multiple sticks out of the trash to compare them. What is wrong with us!!
     
  13. Oobies

    Oobies 4yrs LTTTC with PCOS

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    lol! nice that's very funny =D

    I usually just hold it to the sunlight, if you can't see it in that, it's not there IMO.

    But I do usually spend 10 minutes trying to see it in the sunlight =P

    And once it's in the bin I may pick it up once, but not after that, I'm afraid of evaps :argh::nope:
     
  14. helensamantha

    helensamantha Mum to 1 daughter and 3 cats!

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    i think whoever wrote this has been spying on me - this is EXACTLY what i do! lol
     
  15. babyboo1258

    babyboo1258 Well-Known Member

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    lol quality this is so me
     
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    Luxy Well-Known Member

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  17. RNmommy

    RNmommy Mom of 2 and Pregnant!

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    I know, I laughed SO hard when I read this. I can't tell you how many times Ive done this. LOL!!!!
     
  18. kikiwanabump

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    HAHAHAHAHA!!! that is soooo funny and soooooo true!!! brilliant!!! xx
     
  19. Oobies

    Oobies 4yrs LTTTC with PCOS

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    Hey, anyone else notice there are two step 5s? Lol just noticed that =P
     

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