How to talk to women

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  1. LynnieH

    LynnieH Well-Known Member

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    The Hormone Hostage
    The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!


    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
    SAFER:Can I help you with dinner?
    SAFEST:Where would you like to go for dinner?
    ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine.


    DANGEROUS:Are you wearing that?
    SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
    SAFEST:WOW! Look at you!
    ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine

    DANGEROUS:What are you so worked up about?
    SAFER:Could we be overreacting?
    SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
    ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine

    DANGEROUS:Should you be eating that?
    SAFER:You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST:Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
    ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine.

    DANGEROUS:What did you DO all day?
    SAFER:I hope you didn't over-do it today.
    SAFEST:I've always loved you in that robe!
    ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some more wine.
     
  2. Iwantone!!!

    Iwantone!!! Well-Known Member

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    printed off and hung need computer to warn other half :lol: :lol:
     

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