The Hormone Hostage The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER:Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST:Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS:Are you wearing that? SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown! SAFEST:WOW! Look at you! ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine DANGEROUS:What are you so worked up about? SAFER:Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's my paycheck. ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine DANGEROUS:Should you be eating that? SAFER:You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST:Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS:What did you DO all day? SAFER:I hope you didn't over-do it today. SAFEST:I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some more wine.