OMG, this thread is hilarious.
One of the beautiful symptoms of late pregnancy that they forget to tell you about
I don't have control over either end of me anymore, I swear! The other night I was sleeping... my husband comes in, wakes me up and tries to get sex. I scold him for waking me up and decide to roll over to give him the cold shoulder. After this enormous amount of effort to roll, I get settled on my left side and belched so loudly! The cold shoulder wasn't needed... DH didn't even want to touch me after that! And apparently it smelt bad (I couldn't tell, stuffy nose
).
So disgusting. I didn't even feel it coming, then, BUURRRRRRRP, there it was!!
I fart quite a bit after rolling over in bed, too. Fortunately my husband is a heavy sleeper and misses most of those.
The other night one came out and I swear my bump shrunk in size... so much trapped air!
I've taken to blaming the baby, too. Its really not my fault...I'm not usually a gross person, but this pregnancy has been awful!
It doesn't help any that my son is starting to find body noises just hilarious, so he ALWAYS points them out when they happen to not be loud enough for the world to notice. Sheeeeesh.