I hate Hormones !!!

[oldbirdni]

My body is insane !! AF has finished but I feel absolutely rubbish now , I know its hormones but normally I become ' human' a day or so after the witch visits but this month I'm still like a crazy woman , and why has the weepy crap started again ???????? Is my body ever gonna be mine again or can I expect to feel like someone else ( who i don't like !!!) forever ?????

 

[Mosnippy]

hope you feel more normal soon! hormones are crap! they literally have a mind of there own! but know how you feel..am waiting for AF and feel absolutley pants so know the witch is going to be a B*tch this month
have a chocolate...i always feel better after that

 

[oldbirdni]

chocolate !!! i knew I'd find the perfect solution on here thank you hun , chocolate cures all ill's I love it and its only Weds !!!
I've had enough of me so goodness knows how OH feels !!! I know i'm being a total cowbag from hell but can't help it , he didn't put his plate in dishwasher last night and I was like a creature possessed , come on oldbird get a life its a plate!!!!!
I feel like i'm turning into a cross between the she devil and victor meldrew!!!

 

[moggi]

Awww ladies, i'm with you on this one!

Mmmmm chocolate, hadn't thought of that. I'm clearly not myself right now otherwise that would have been the obvious choice. Feeling like indulging in a large glass of and yes I do mean right now at 10.30am lol but can't even do that as i'm late and despite having two a couple of days ago I don't want to risk it until the witch shows up.

PS: I don't have a drink problem lol Its the hormones......... Thats my excuse today and I'm sticking to it!

I think I really do need help, just read through my post prior to posting and thought "who wrote that"? HELP!!

Maybe its time to calmly step away from the laptop

 

[oldbirdni]

You stay right by your pc Moggi !!! all insane women welcome on this thread !! lol
I think we should maybe buy shares in Cadbury's now though before any other ladies join us on the chocolate thing !!!! we will be worth a fortune before end of the day!!
Do you think there is a conspiracy between AF/ HORMONES and chocolate manufactuers to keep them rich??
or horror of horrors do you think cadburys and galaxy are adding the odd hormone to their choccy just to tip the scales in their favour?????
and Moggi if your opening the Blossom Hill I'm on my way!!!!

 

[Jodes2011]

so do i bloody hormones

 

[oldbirdni]

HORMONES!!! who needs em? oh yeah we do !!!

 

[moggi]

You stay right by your pc Moggi !!! all insane women welcome on this thread !! lol
I think we should maybe buy shares in Cadbury's now though before any other ladies join us on the chocolate thing !!!! we will be worth a fortune before end of the day!!
Do you think there is a conspiracy between AF/ HORMONES and chocolate manufactuers to keep them rich??
or horror of horrors do you think cadburys and galaxy are adding the odd hormone to their choccy just to tip the scales in their favour?????
and Moggi if your opening the Blossom Hill I'm on my way!!!!

Hmmmm hadn't thought of that, Cadbury's is literally just down the road from me too. Feel like storming in and interrogating them on our behalf lol.

Maybe Blossom Hill time later I'll let you know lol.

 

[oldbirdni]

Moggi , get down that road , Im on ferry Ill be there in about 8 hours to help with interrogation ( well actually the free chocolate !) lol

 

[moggi]

Quick, hurry! lol

I fear that by the time you join me I will have been escorted off the premises or worse!

 

[oldbirdni]

Na we're hormonal they wouldnt mess with us!!!! lol
just tell them to step away from the chocolate!!! and save me some !!!! lol

 

[moggi]

This is true, they won't mess with us if they know whats good for them!! lol

Any preference to which chocolate? I've been partial to a CurlyWurly recently, think i'm going back to my childhood lol

 

[oldbirdni]

Me too!!! love curly's !! although i'm into dunking twix in my tea just now!! gross i know but bloody good!!!

 

[moggi]

Mmmmmm I like the sound of soggy twix, they're not Cadburys though are they unfortunately lol. I'll get you some Curly's

 

[oldbirdni]

oh no they arent are they ?? do you think fruit and nut bar would work the same ??? lol

 

[moggi]

I think if you're dunking into tea there is a potential choking hazzard if a nut melts free pmsl, but i'll get some for you if you want lol

 

[oldbirdni]

God your so clever !! wouldnt have thought of choking thingy I'll have dairy milk please !!!

 

[moggi]

Dairy Milk it is then I assume you want the massive slabs of it not the little teeny bars?

Actually all this talk of chocolate is making me feel sick again. I'm not right, I think i'm genuinely ill!! lol

 

[oldbirdni]

Aw hun , how many dpo are you ? and how late are you ?? xx

 

[oldbirdni]

p.s ..... hell yes the biggest slabs of brown stuff you can find please!!! xxx lol