Dear OPK makers,
I hate you. You have made me bananas this month with all these 1/2 positive lines every other freaking day. One day +, one day -, One day + and the cycle continues. While I rely on your shoddy product, I also rely on other means to detect ovulation...thank goodness for that. Otherwise, I would have thought I was fertile, not fertile, fertile, not fertile, fertile. Now, me and my poor DH have tuckered ourselves out with all the bd'ing and when I do finally ovulate, I'm sure DH will think I'm crying wolf. I'm not saying that he minds all this bd'ing, but a girl can only take so much. My cha-cha is angry at you Mr. OPK maker (I know you're a man...I just know it. A woman would NEVER allow a product that caused insanity during TTC to be put on the shelves, NEVER). As a result, this is the last month I will purchase your craptastic OPKs. I will find something else to pee on to make the time go by.
Sincerely,
OPK Hater