I just love it when.... (the sarcasm thread)

[Jaylynne]

I love it that I already have to do shower gymnastics to see and shave my lady bits but as my belly already makes me unbalanced I end up hitting the shower wall multiple times.

I love it when I finally eat an entire meal vs just itty bitty grazing and I'm rewarded by massive gas pains and when I finally get comfortable in bed and exhausted, I realize uh oh and run to the bathroom and have to sit there as every time I get up the gas pains get worse. So I'm literally falling asleep on the toilet for about an hour. Darn diarrhea. And then when I'm two pounds lighter after, my legs are totally asleep and I stumble and almost fall to the floor lol. You ladies are troopers!

 

[MammyEvans20]

I love how my sex drive has gone into overdrive since i got pregnant and all i want is sex off my oh and he says your like a wild animal mun calm down im not a machine lmao well i want it so give it to me is my attitue lol

 

[cupcakemomma]

I love how my sex drive has gone into overdrive since i got pregnant and all i want is sex off my oh and he says your like a wild animal mun calm down im not a machine lmao well i want it so give it to me is my attitue lol

I love that I am the complete opposite