Just a bit of sunday fun....

[arj]

Yea well it was pretty yum, and pretty sickly, twin A obviously ate both of thier share! I have only gained 1kg in the last two weeks, and that's what the babies have gained between them so I think they are taking everything!!

Next time, If I ever have another twin baby shower I promise Ill post some cake. So generous arent I!

I havent heard of a vaginal stretcher! I bet my DH would say some smart comment about him helping me out with that! (actually Im going to talk about getting one and see if he predictably says it)!
I do plan on getting EPO and doing the perinneal massage thing tho..

 

[Emerald87]

Yea well it was pretty yum, and pretty sickly, twin A obviously ate both of thier share! I have only gained 1kg in the last two weeks, and that's what the babies have gained between them so I think they are taking everything!!

Next time, If I ever have another twin baby shower I promise Ill post some cake. So generous arent I!

I havent heard of a vaginal stretcher! I bet my DH would say some smart comment about him helping me out with that! (actually Im going to talk about getting one and see if he predictably says it)!
I do plan on getting EPO and doing the perinneal massage thing tho..

Mine did and got the dirtiest look I could possibly muster up Then he proceeded to tell me that there are also sex toys that do that lol. I replied that he is going to have NO PART in this now and made him sad hehehe.

It's called the epi-no https://www.epi-no.com.au/

 

[Sapphire83]

Ha! German innovation! Say no more. We rock!!

 

[Emerald87]

Abso-frikkin-lutely

I LOVE Germans - we had the two most AWESOME backpacking roomates when I was 10. Can't wait to visit Germany one day; I'll have to muster up my high school German. It wasn't too bad.

 

[arj]

Yea I learned German for a bit too, love it

 

[Sapphire83]

Attention! Major change! First to figure it out gets a Holly.

 

[arj]

I give up, tell me

 

[Emerald87]

Ich bin kicking your arses

 

[arj]

Nicht sie are not!

 

[Sapphire83]

OMG, you two are in dire need of a German tutor... Ja??

You're giving up pretty quickly, arj. Emerald??

 

[Emerald87]

I was hoping to make you cringe Saph - muhahahaha.

Nup, I give up too?

 

[arj]

OMG, you two are in dire need of a German tutor... Ja??

You're giving up pretty quickly, arj. Emerald??

mein Deutsch is klasse, obviously!

I'm giving up because Im too tired and fat and the twins are using all my brain power

 

[Sapphire83]

Ugh, you two are no fun... I am a Chat Happy BnB Member now!!! Finally got my promotion!

 

[Emerald87]

LOL - congrats Saph!

Well; my newfound energy and happiness is lost today sadly. Just tried to do a load of washing, got halfway through loading the machine and thought "eh, couldn't be f-ed, going to sit down".

 

[Emerald87]

Anyone got a spare bullet? I wanna go back to bed but I have to vacuum the WHOLE house because my inlaws arrive in 2 hours

 

[Sapphire83]

No luck with the bullet, I'm afraid. Just focus on the main areas, surely your in-laws are not coming round for a site inspection?

 

[Emerald87]

LOL well they are technically my land lords........

 

[Sapphire83]

Meh... Just be a wonderful pregnant host, who cares about the bedroom floor? I hope they're not staying too long...

 

[Emerald87]

Just the night, then we're all getting on a plane to South Australia. And I do not want to go - I've had a bad day of Braxton Hicks and they're making me uneasy. I don't really want to travel to a rural area just in case.

 

[Sapphire83]

So you're leaving me with greedy twin bump??