Tessa
~TTC Our First~
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Jimmy the parrot in his cage, perched squawking at a passing policeman looked so silly because he was wearing a Bikini. The bikini was red polka dot with blue lines, purple nipple tassles and was crotchless. The parrot could not understand why the police man had chosen something so revealing to wear in public. Maybe he should take a shot at him with his digital camera, he could post a link to baby and bump so we could all have a beauty pageant. We drooled over his very small penis, his inverted nipples, and smelly breath. He was so handsome with his beautiful perky eyes, toned soft skin, and lovely babybump. Jimmy wanted to go to the movies with friends, to watch the Return of Batman. He brought popcorn hidden in his purple leather codpiece but it was salty and uncomfortable. So instead he invited the policeman into the strip tease, and gave him a lick. The policeman said, "I don't like parrots, but you're such a loverly specimen and you look a lot like my mother. Would you like to accompany me on a date?" "Yes i would," replied the parrot.
So Jimmy spent money on cheese which he ate with a pitchfork. Jimmy then decided to eat pies with some scissors and a stick of wilted celery. When he finished his succulent dinner he started on a scrumptious dessert. After this celebratory success with having eggnog and cheese he decided to peck a monkey right on the end of his wanging tiny tail. He got an Oscar for his performance in a daytime soap opera. Even though Jimmy wasn't at all impressed with his cheesey looking oscar, he still drooled over his policeman. He was the best thing since the OscarMayer wiener!
Jimmy needed to get new friends
So Jimmy spent money on cheese which he ate with a pitchfork. Jimmy then decided to eat pies with some scissors and a stick of wilted celery. When he finished his succulent dinner he started on a scrumptious dessert. After this celebratory success with having eggnog and cheese he decided to peck a monkey right on the end of his wanging tiny tail. He got an Oscar for his performance in a daytime soap opera. Even though Jimmy wasn't at all impressed with his cheesey looking oscar, he still drooled over his policeman. He was the best thing since the OscarMayer wiener!
Jimmy needed to get new friends