Just Three Words

Jimmy the parrot in his cage, perched squawking at a passing policeman looked so silly because he was wearing a Bikini. The bikini was red polka dot with blue lines, purple nipple tassels and was crotchless. The parrot could not understand why the police man had chosen something so revealing to wear in public. Maybe he should take a shot at him with his digital camera; he could post a link to baby and bump so we could all have a beauty pageant. We drooled over his very small penis, his inverted nipples, and smelly breath. He was so handsome with his beautiful perky eyes, toned soft skin, and lovely babybump. Jimmy wanted to go to the movies with friends, to watch the Return of Batman. He brought popcorn hidden in his purple leather codpiece but it was salty and uncomfortable. So instead he invited the policeman into the strip tease, and gave him a lick. The policeman said, "I don't like parrots, but you're such a lovely specimen and you look a lot like my mother. Would you like to accompany me on a date?" "Yes I would," replied the parrot.

So Jimmy spent money on cheese which he ate with a pitchfork. Jimmy then decided to eat pies with some scissors and a stick of wilted celery. When he finished his succulent dinner he started on a scrumptious dessert. After this celebratory success with having eggnog and cheese he decided to peck a monkey right on the end of his wagging tiny tail. He got an Oscar for his performance in a daytime soap opera. Even though Jimmy wasn't at all impressed with his cheesy looking Oscar, he still drooled over his policeman. He was the best thing since the OscarMayer wiener!

Jimmy needed to get new friends, since his date was a flop. So he decided to pluck his eyebrows and wax his tail feathers in hopes of attracting a few very classy birds who know how eat peanuts properly.

So off he went to the 'Funky Pigeon' club to dance all night long to "Funky Cold Medina". His dancing was like watching a very hyper monkey,
 
Jimmy the parrot in his cage, perched squawking at a passing policeman looked so silly because he was wearing a Bikini. The bikini was red polka dot with blue lines, purple nipple tassels and was crotchless. The parrot could not understand why the police man had chosen something so revealing to wear in public. Maybe he should take a shot at him with his digital camera; he could post a link to baby and bump so we could all have a beauty pageant. We drooled over his very small penis, his inverted nipples, and smelly breath. He was so handsome with his beautiful perky eyes, toned soft skin, and lovely babybump. Jimmy wanted to go to the movies with friends, to watch the Return of Batman. He brought popcorn hidden in his purple leather codpiece but it was salty and uncomfortable. So instead he invited the policeman into the strip tease, and gave him a lick. The policeman said, "I don't like parrots, but you're such a lovely specimen and you look a lot like my mother. Would you like to accompany me on a date?" "Yes I would," replied the parrot.

So Jimmy spent money on cheese which he ate with a pitchfork. Jimmy then decided to eat pies with some scissors and a stick of wilted celery. When he finished his succulent dinner he started on a scrumptious dessert. After this celebratory success with having eggnog and cheese he decided to peck a monkey right on the end of his wagging tiny tail. He got an Oscar for his performance in a daytime soap opera. Even though Jimmy wasn't at all impressed with his cheesy looking Oscar, he still drooled over his policeman. He was the best thing since the OscarMayer wiener!

Jimmy needed to get new friends, since his date was a flop. So he decided to pluck his eyebrows and wax his tail feathers in hopes of attracting a few very classy birds who know how eat peanuts properly.

So off he went to the 'Funky Pigeon' club to dance all night long to "Funky Cold Medina". His dancing was like watching a very hyper monkey, on crack cocaine.
 
Jimmy the parrot in his cage, perched squawking at a passing policeman looked so silly because he was wearing a Bikini. The bikini was red polka dot with blue lines, purple nipple tassels and was crotchless. The parrot could not understand why the police man had chosen something so revealing to wear in public. Maybe he should take a shot at him with his digital camera; he could post a link to baby and bump so we could all have a beauty pageant. We drooled over his very small penis, his inverted nipples, and smelly breath. He was so handsome with his beautiful perky eyes, toned soft skin, and lovely babybump. Jimmy wanted to go to the movies with friends, to watch the Return of Batman. He brought popcorn hidden in his purple leather codpiece but it was salty and uncomfortable. So instead he invited the policeman into the strip tease, and gave him a lick. The policeman said, "I don't like parrots, but you're such a lovely specimen and you look a lot like my mother. Would you like to accompany me on a date?" "Yes I would," replied the parrot.

So Jimmy spent money on cheese which he ate with a pitchfork. Jimmy then decided to eat pies with some scissors and a stick of wilted celery. When he finished his succulent dinner he started on a scrumptious dessert. After this celebratory success with having eggnog and cheese he decided to peck a monkey right on the end of his wagging tiny tail. He got an Oscar for his performance in a daytime soap opera. Even though Jimmy wasn't at all impressed with his cheesy looking Oscar, he still drooled over his policeman. He was the best thing since the OscarMayer wiener!

Jimmy needed to get new friends, since his date was a flop. So he decided to pluck his eyebrows and wax his tail feathers in hopes of attracting a few very classy birds who know how eat peanuts properly.

So off he went to the 'Funky Pigeon' club to dance all night long to "Funky Cold Medina". His dancing was like watching a very hyper monkey, on crack cocaine. The ladies thought
 
Jimmy the parrot in his cage, perched squawking at a passing policeman looked so silly because he was wearing a Bikini. The bikini was red polka dot with blue lines, purple nipple tassels and was crotchless. The parrot could not understand why the police man had chosen something so revealing to wear in public. Maybe he should take a shot at him with his digital camera; he could post a link to baby and bump so we could all have a beauty pageant. We drooled over his very small penis, his inverted nipples, and smelly breath. He was so handsome with his beautiful perky eyes, toned soft skin, and lovely babybump. Jimmy wanted to go to the movies with friends, to watch the Return of Batman. He brought popcorn hidden in his purple leather codpiece but it was salty and uncomfortable. So instead he invited the policeman into the strip tease, and gave him a lick. The policeman said, "I don't like parrots, but you're such a lovely specimen and you look a lot like my mother. Would you like to accompany me on a date?" "Yes I would," replied the parrot.

So Jimmy spent money on cheese which he ate with a pitchfork. Jimmy then decided to eat pies with some scissors and a stick of wilted celery. When he finished his succulent dinner he started on a scrumptious dessert. After this celebratory success with having eggnog and cheese he decided to peck a monkey right on the end of his wagging tiny tail. He got an Oscar for his performance in a daytime soap opera. Even though Jimmy wasn't at all impressed with his cheesy looking Oscar, he still drooled over his policeman. He was the best thing since the OscarMayer wiener!

Jimmy needed to get new friends, since his date was a flop. So he decided to pluck his eyebrows and wax his tail feathers in hopes of attracting a few very classy birds who know how eat peanuts properly.

So off he went to the 'Funky Pigeon' club to dance all night long to "Funky Cold Medina". His dancing was like watching a very hyper monkey, on crack cocaine. The ladies thought he was so
 
Jimmy the parrot in his cage, perched squawking at a passing policeman looked so silly because he was wearing a Bikini. The bikini was red polka dot with blue lines, purple nipple tassels and was crotchless. The parrot could not understand why the police man had chosen something so revealing to wear in public. Maybe he should take a shot at him with his digital camera; he could post a link to baby and bump so we could all have a beauty pageant. We drooled over his very small penis, his inverted nipples, and smelly breath. He was so handsome with his beautiful perky eyes, toned soft skin, and lovely babybump. Jimmy wanted to go to the movies with friends, to watch the Return of Batman. He brought popcorn hidden in his purple leather codpiece but it was salty and uncomfortable. So instead he invited the policeman into the strip tease, and gave him a lick. The policeman said, "I don't like parrots, but you're such a lovely specimen and you look a lot like my mother. Would you like to accompany me on a date?" "Yes I would," replied the parrot.

So Jimmy spent money on cheese which he ate with a pitchfork. Jimmy then decided to eat pies with some scissors and a stick of wilted celery. When he finished his succulent dinner he started on a scrumptious dessert. After this celebratory success with having eggnog and cheese he decided to peck a monkey right on the end of his wagging tiny tail. He got an Oscar for his performance in a daytime soap opera. Even though Jimmy wasn't at all impressed with his cheesy looking Oscar, he still drooled over his policeman. He was the best thing since the OscarMayer wiener!

Jimmy needed to get new friends, since his date was a flop. So he decided to pluck his eyebrows and wax his tail feathers in hopes of attracting a few very classy birds who know how eat peanuts properly.

So off he went to the 'Funky Pigeon' club to dance all night long to "Funky Cold Medina". His dancing was like watching a very hyper monkey, on crack cocaine. The ladies thought he was so silly, they threw
 
Jimmy the parrot in his cage, perched squawking at a passing policeman looked so silly because he was wearing a Bikini. The bikini was red polka dot with blue lines, purple nipple tassels and was crotchless. The parrot could not understand why the police man had chosen something so revealing to wear in public. Maybe he should take a shot at him with his digital camera; he could post a link to baby and bump so we could all have a beauty pageant. We drooled over his very small penis, his inverted nipples, and smelly breath. He was so handsome with his beautiful perky eyes, toned soft skin, and lovely babybump. Jimmy wanted to go to the movies with friends, to watch the Return of Batman. He brought popcorn hidden in his purple leather codpiece but it was salty and uncomfortable. So instead he invited the policeman into the strip tease, and gave him a lick. The policeman said, "I don't like parrots, but you're such a lovely specimen and you look a lot like my mother. Would you like to accompany me on a date?" "Yes I would," replied the parrot.

So Jimmy spent money on cheese which he ate with a pitchfork. Jimmy then decided to eat pies with some scissors and a stick of wilted celery. When he finished his succulent dinner he started on a scrumptious dessert. After this celebratory success with having eggnog and cheese he decided to peck a monkey right on the end of his wagging tiny tail. He got an Oscar for his performance in a daytime soap opera. Even though Jimmy wasn't at all impressed with his cheesy looking Oscar, he still drooled over his policeman. He was the best thing since the OscarMayer wiener!

Jimmy needed to get new friends, since his date was a flop. So he decided to pluck his eyebrows and wax his tail feathers in hopes of attracting a few very classy birds who know how eat peanuts properly.

So off he went to the 'Funky Pigeon' club to dance all night long to "Funky Cold Medina". His dancing was like watching a very hyper monkey, on crack cocaine. The ladies thought he was so silly, they threw rotten vegetables at
 
Jimmy the parrot in his cage, perched squawking at a passing policeman looked so silly because he was wearing a Bikini. The bikini was red polka dot with blue lines, purple nipple tassels and was crotchless. The parrot could not understand why the police man had chosen something so revealing to wear in public. Maybe he should take a shot at him with his digital camera; he could post a link to baby and bump so we could all have a beauty pageant. We drooled over his very small penis, his inverted nipples, and smelly breath. He was so handsome with his beautiful perky eyes, toned soft skin, and lovely babybump. Jimmy wanted to go to the movies with friends, to watch the Return of Batman. He brought popcorn hidden in his purple leather codpiece but it was salty and uncomfortable. So instead he invited the policeman into the strip tease, and gave him a lick. The policeman said, "I don't like parrots, but you're such a lovely specimen and you look a lot like my mother. Would you like to accompany me on a date?" "Yes I would," replied the parrot.

So Jimmy spent money on cheese which he ate with a pitchfork. Jimmy then decided to eat pies with some scissors and a stick of wilted celery. When he finished his succulent dinner he started on a scrumptious dessert. After this celebratory success with having eggnog and cheese he decided to peck a monkey right on the end of his wagging tiny tail. He got an Oscar for his performance in a daytime soap opera. Even though Jimmy wasn't at all impressed with his cheesy looking Oscar, he still drooled over his policeman. He was the best thing since the OscarMayer wiener!

Jimmy needed to get new friends, since his date was a flop. So he decided to pluck his eyebrows and wax his tail feathers in hopes of attracting a few very classy birds who know how eat peanuts properly.

So off he went to the 'Funky Pigeon' club to dance all night long to "Funky Cold Medina". His dancing was like watching a very hyper monkey, on crack cocaine. The ladies thought he was so silly, they threw rotten vegetables at him while doing
 
Jimmy the parrot in his cage, perched squawking at a passing policeman looked so silly because he was wearing a Bikini. The bikini was red polka dot with blue lines, purple nipple tassels and was crotchless. The parrot could not understand why the police man had chosen something so revealing to wear in public. Maybe he should take a shot at him with his digital camera; he could post a link to baby and bump so we could all have a beauty pageant. We drooled over his very small penis, his inverted nipples, and smelly breath. He was so handsome with his beautiful perky eyes, toned soft skin, and lovely babybump. Jimmy wanted to go to the movies with friends, to watch the Return of Batman. He brought popcorn hidden in his purple leather codpiece but it was salty and uncomfortable. So instead he invited the policeman into the strip tease, and gave him a lick. The policeman said, "I don't like parrots, but you're such a lovely specimen and you look a lot like my mother. Would you like to accompany me on a date?" "Yes I would," replied the parrot.

So Jimmy spent money on cheese which he ate with a pitchfork. Jimmy then decided to eat pies with some scissors and a stick of wilted celery. When he finished his succulent dinner he started on a scrumptious dessert. After this celebratory success with having eggnog and cheese he decided to peck a monkey right on the end of his wagging tiny tail. He got an Oscar for his performance in a daytime soap opera. Even though Jimmy wasn't at all impressed with his cheesy looking Oscar, he still drooled over his policeman. He was the best thing since the OscarMayer wiener!

Jimmy needed to get new friends, since his date was a flop. So he decided to pluck his eyebrows and wax his tail feathers in hopes of attracting a few very classy birds who know how eat peanuts properly.

So off he went to the 'Funky Pigeon' club to dance all night long to "Funky Cold Medina". His dancing was like watching a very hyper monkey, on crack cocaine. The ladies thought he was so silly, they threw rotten vegetables at him while doing the Chicken Dance.
 
Jimmy the parrot in his cage, perched squawking at a passing policeman looked so silly because he was wearing a Bikini. The bikini was red polka dot with blue lines, purple nipple tassels and was crotchless. The parrot could not understand why the police man had chosen something so revealing to wear in public. Maybe he should take a shot at him with his digital camera; he could post a link to baby and bump so we could all have a beauty pageant. We drooled over his very small penis, his inverted nipples, and smelly breath. He was so handsome with his beautiful perky eyes, toned soft skin, and lovely babybump. Jimmy wanted to go to the movies with friends, to watch the Return of Batman. He brought popcorn hidden in his purple leather codpiece but it was salty and uncomfortable. So instead he invited the policeman into the strip tease, and gave him a lick. The policeman said, "I don't like parrots, but you're such a lovely specimen and you look a lot like my mother. Would you like to accompany me on a date?" "Yes I would," replied the parrot.

So Jimmy spent money on cheese which he ate with a pitchfork. Jimmy then decided to eat pies with some scissors and a stick of wilted celery. When he finished his succulent dinner he started on a scrumptious dessert. After this celebratory success with having eggnog and cheese he decided to peck a monkey right on the end of his wagging tiny tail. He got an Oscar for his performance in a daytime soap opera. Even though Jimmy wasn't at all impressed with his cheesy looking Oscar, he still drooled over his policeman. He was the best thing since the OscarMayer wiener!

Jimmy needed to get new friends, since his date was a flop. So he decided to pluck his eyebrows and wax his tail feathers in hopes of attracting a few very classy birds who know how eat peanuts properly.

So off he went to the 'Funky Pigeon' club to dance all night long to "Funky Cold Medina". His dancing was like watching a very hyper monkey, on crack cocaine. The ladies thought he was so silly, they threw rotten vegetables at him while doing the Chicken Dance. So Jimmy went
 
Jimmy the parrot in his cage, perched squawking at a passing policeman looked so silly because he was wearing a Bikini. The bikini was red polka dot with blue lines, purple nipple tassels and was crotchless. The parrot could not understand why the police man had chosen something so revealing to wear in public. Maybe he should take a shot at him with his digital camera; he could post a link to baby and bump so we could all have a beauty pageant. We drooled over his very small penis, his inverted nipples, and smelly breath. He was so handsome with his beautiful perky eyes, toned soft skin, and lovely babybump. Jimmy wanted to go to the movies with friends, to watch the Return of Batman. He brought popcorn hidden in his purple leather codpiece but it was salty and uncomfortable. So instead he invited the policeman into the strip tease, and gave him a lick. The policeman said, "I don't like parrots, but you're such a lovely specimen and you look a lot like my mother. Would you like to accompany me on a date?" "Yes I would," replied the parrot.

So Jimmy spent money on cheese which he ate with a pitchfork. Jimmy then decided to eat pies with some scissors and a stick of wilted celery. When he finished his succulent dinner he started on a scrumptious dessert. After this celebratory success with having eggnog and cheese he decided to peck a monkey right on the end of his wagging tiny tail. He got an Oscar for his performance in a daytime soap opera. Even though Jimmy wasn't at all impressed with his cheesy looking Oscar, he still drooled over his policeman. He was the best thing since the OscarMayer wiener!

Jimmy needed to get new friends, since his date was a flop. So he decided to pluck his eyebrows and wax his tail feathers in hopes of attracting a few very classy birds who know how eat peanuts properly.

So off he went to the 'Funky Pigeon' club to dance all night long to "Funky Cold Medina". His dancing was like watching a very hyper monkey, on crack cocaine. The ladies thought he was so silly, they threw rotten vegetables at him while doing the Chicken Dance. So Jimmy went down to the
 
Jimmy the parrot in his cage, perched squawking at a passing policeman looked so silly because he was wearing a Bikini. The bikini was red polka dot with blue lines, purple nipple tassels and was crotchless. The parrot could not understand why the police man had chosen something so revealing to wear in public. Maybe he should take a shot at him with his digital camera; he could post a link to baby and bump so we could all have a beauty pageant. We drooled over his very small penis, his inverted nipples, and smelly breath. He was so handsome with his beautiful perky eyes, toned soft skin, and lovely babybump. Jimmy wanted to go to the movies with friends, to watch the Return of Batman. He brought popcorn hidden in his purple leather codpiece but it was salty and uncomfortable. So instead he invited the policeman into the strip tease, and gave him a lick. The policeman said, "I don't like parrots, but you're such a lovely specimen and you look a lot like my mother. Would you like to accompany me on a date?" "Yes I would," replied the parrot.

So Jimmy spent money on cheese which he ate with a pitchfork. Jimmy then decided to eat pies with some scissors and a stick of wilted celery. When he finished his succulent dinner he started on a scrumptious dessert. After this celebratory success with having eggnog and cheese he decided to peck a monkey right on the end of his wagging tiny tail. He got an Oscar for his performance in a daytime soap opera. Even though Jimmy wasn't at all impressed with his cheesy looking Oscar, he still drooled over his policeman. He was the best thing since the OscarMayer wiener!

Jimmy needed to get new friends, since his date was a flop. So he decided to pluck his eyebrows and wax his tail feathers in hopes of attracting a few very classy birds who know how eat peanuts properly.

So off he went to the 'Funky Pigeon' club to dance all night long to "Funky Cold Medina". His dancing was like watching a very hyper monkey, on crack cocaine. The ladies thought he was so silly, they threw rotten vegetables at him while doing the Chicken Dance. So Jimmy went down to the red light district
 
Jimmy the parrot in his cage, perched squawking at a passing policeman looked so silly because he was wearing a Bikini. The bikini was red polka dot with blue lines, purple nipple tassels and was crotchless. The parrot could not understand why the police man had chosen something so revealing to wear in public. Maybe he should take a shot at him with his digital camera; he could post a link to baby and bump so we could all have a beauty pageant. We drooled over his very small penis, his inverted nipples, and smelly breath. He was so handsome with his beautiful perky eyes, toned soft skin, and lovely babybump. Jimmy wanted to go to the movies with friends, to watch the Return of Batman. He brought popcorn hidden in his purple leather codpiece but it was salty and uncomfortable. So instead he invited the policeman into the strip tease, and gave him a lick. The policeman said, "I don't like parrots, but you're such a lovely specimen and you look a lot like my mother. Would you like to accompany me on a date?" "Yes I would," replied the parrot.

So Jimmy spent money on cheese which he ate with a pitchfork. Jimmy then decided to eat pies with some scissors and a stick of wilted celery. When he finished his succulent dinner he started on a scrumptious dessert. After this celebratory success with having eggnog and cheese he decided to peck a monkey right on the end of his wagging tiny tail. He got an Oscar for his performance in a daytime soap opera. Even though Jimmy wasn't at all impressed with his cheesy looking Oscar, he still drooled over his policeman. He was the best thing since the OscarMayer wiener!

Jimmy needed to get new friends, since his date was a flop. So he decided to pluck his eyebrows and wax his tail feathers in hopes of attracting a few very classy birds who know how eat peanuts properly.

So off he went to the 'Funky Pigeon' club to dance all night long to "Funky Cold Medina". His dancing was like watching a very hyper monkey, on crack cocaine. The ladies thought he was so silly, they threw rotten vegetables at him while doing the Chicken Dance. So Jimmy went down to the red light district and he decided
 
Jimmy the parrot in his cage, perched squawking at a passing policeman looked so silly because he was wearing a Bikini. The bikini was red polka dot with blue lines, purple nipple tassels and was crotchless. The parrot could not understand why the police man had chosen something so revealing to wear in public. Maybe he should take a shot at him with his digital camera; he could post a link to baby and bump so we could all have a beauty pageant. We drooled over his very small penis, his inverted nipples, and smelly breath. He was so handsome with his beautiful perky eyes, toned soft skin, and lovely babybump. Jimmy wanted to go to the movies with friends, to watch the Return of Batman. He brought popcorn hidden in his purple leather codpiece but it was salty and uncomfortable. So instead he invited the policeman into the strip tease, and gave him a lick. The policeman said, "I don't like parrots, but you're such a lovely specimen and you look a lot like my mother. Would you like to accompany me on a date?" "Yes I would," replied the parrot.

So Jimmy spent money on cheese which he ate with a pitchfork. Jimmy then decided to eat pies with some scissors and a stick of wilted celery. When he finished his succulent dinner he started on a scrumptious dessert. After this celebratory success with having eggnog and cheese he decided to peck a monkey right on the end of his wagging tiny tail. He got an Oscar for his performance in a daytime soap opera. Even though Jimmy wasn't at all impressed with his cheesy looking Oscar, he still drooled over his policeman. He was the best thing since the OscarMayer wiener!

Jimmy needed to get new friends, since his date was a flop. So he decided to pluck his eyebrows and wax his tail feathers in hopes of attracting a few very classy birds who know how eat peanuts properly.

So off he went to the 'Funky Pigeon' club to dance all night long to "Funky Cold Medina". His dancing was like watching a very hyper monkey, on crack cocaine. The ladies thought he was so silly, they threw rotten vegetables at him while doing the Chicken Dance. So Jimmy went down to the red light district and he decided to find some
 
Jimmy the parrot in his cage, perched squawking at a passing policeman looked so silly because he was wearing a Bikini. The bikini was red polka dot with blue lines, purple nipple tassels and was crotchless. The parrot could not understand why the police man had chosen something so revealing to wear in public. Maybe he should take a shot at him with his digital camera; he could post a link to baby and bump so we could all have a beauty pageant. We drooled over his very small penis, his inverted nipples, and smelly breath. He was so handsome with his beautiful perky eyes, toned soft skin, and lovely babybump. Jimmy wanted to go to the movies with friends, to watch the Return of Batman. He brought popcorn hidden in his purple leather codpiece but it was salty and uncomfortable. So instead he invited the policeman into the strip tease, and gave him a lick. The policeman said, "I don't like parrots, but you're such a lovely specimen and you look a lot like my mother. Would you like to accompany me on a date?" "Yes I would," replied the parrot.

So Jimmy spent money on cheese which he ate with a pitchfork. Jimmy then decided to eat pies with some scissors and a stick of wilted celery. When he finished his succulent dinner he started on a scrumptious dessert. After this celebratory success with having eggnog and cheese he decided to peck a monkey right on the end of his wagging tiny tail. He got an Oscar for his performance in a daytime soap opera. Even though Jimmy wasn't at all impressed with his cheesy looking Oscar, he still drooled over his policeman. He was the best thing since the OscarMayer wiener!

Jimmy needed to get new friends, since his date was a flop. So he decided to pluck his eyebrows and wax his tail feathers in hopes of attracting a few very classy birds who know how eat peanuts properly.

So off he went to the 'Funky Pigeon' club to dance all night long to "Funky Cold Medina". His dancing was like watching a very hyper monkey, on crack cocaine. The ladies thought he was so silly, they threw rotten vegetables at him while doing the Chicken Dance. So Jimmy went down to the red light district and he decided to find some cheap raunchy hookers
 
Jimmy the parrot in his cage, perched squawking at a passing policeman looked so silly because he was wearing a Bikini. The bikini was red polka dot with blue lines, purple nipple tassels and was crotchless. The parrot could not understand why the police man had chosen something so revealing to wear in public. Maybe he should take a shot at him with his digital camera; he could post a link to baby and bump so we could all have a beauty pageant. We drooled over his very small penis, his inverted nipples, and smelly breath. He was so handsome with his beautiful perky eyes, toned soft skin, and lovely babybump. Jimmy wanted to go to the movies with friends, to watch the Return of Batman. He brought popcorn hidden in his purple leather codpiece but it was salty and uncomfortable. So instead he invited the policeman into the strip tease, and gave him a lick. The policeman said, "I don't like parrots, but you're such a lovely specimen and you look a lot like my mother. Would you like to accompany me on a date?" "Yes I would," replied the parrot.

So Jimmy spent money on cheese which he ate with a pitchfork. Jimmy then decided to eat pies with some scissors and a stick of wilted celery. When he finished his succulent dinner he started on a scrumptious dessert. After this celebratory success with having eggnog and cheese he decided to peck a monkey right on the end of his wagging tiny tail. He got an Oscar for his performance in a daytime soap opera. Even though Jimmy wasn't at all impressed with his cheesy looking Oscar, he still drooled over his policeman. He was the best thing since the OscarMayer wiener!

Jimmy needed to get new friends, since his date was a flop. So he decided to pluck his eyebrows and wax his tail feathers in hopes of attracting a few very classy birds who know how eat peanuts properly.

So off he went to the 'Funky Pigeon' club to dance all night long to "Funky Cold Medina". His dancing was like watching a very hyper monkey, on crack cocaine. The ladies thought he was so silly, they threw rotten vegetables at him while doing the Chicken Dance. So Jimmy went down to the red light district and he decided to find some cheap raunchy hookers who were blinded
 
Jimmy the parrot in his cage, perched squawking at a passing policeman looked so silly because he was wearing a Bikini. The bikini was red polka dot with blue lines, purple nipple tassels and was crotchless. The parrot could not understand why the police man had chosen something so revealing to wear in public. Maybe he should take a shot at him with his digital camera; he could post a link to baby and bump so we could all have a beauty pageant. We drooled over his very small penis, his inverted nipples, and smelly breath. He was so handsome with his beautiful perky eyes, toned soft skin, and lovely babybump. Jimmy wanted to go to the movies with friends, to watch the Return of Batman. He brought popcorn hidden in his purple leather codpiece but it was salty and uncomfortable. So instead he invited the policeman into the strip tease, and gave him a lick. The policeman said, "I don't like parrots, but you're such a lovely specimen and you look a lot like my mother. Would you like to accompany me on a date?" "Yes I would," replied the parrot.

So Jimmy spent money on cheese which he ate with a pitchfork. Jimmy then decided to eat pies with some scissors and a stick of wilted celery. When he finished his succulent dinner he started on a scrumptious dessert. After this celebratory success with having eggnog and cheese he decided to peck a monkey right on the end of his wagging tiny tail. He got an Oscar for his performance in a daytime soap opera. Even though Jimmy wasn't at all impressed with his cheesy looking Oscar, he still drooled over his policeman. He was the best thing since the OscarMayer wiener!

Jimmy needed to get new friends, since his date was a flop. So he decided to pluck his eyebrows and wax his tail feathers in hopes of attracting a few very classy birds who know how eat peanuts properly.

So off he went to the 'Funky Pigeon' club to dance all night long to "Funky Cold Medina". His dancing was like watching a very hyper monkey, on crack cocaine. The ladies thought he was so silly, they threw rotten vegetables at him while doing the Chicken Dance. So Jimmy went down to the red light district and he decided to find some cheap raunchy hookers who were blinded by Jimmy's huge...
 
Jimmy the parrot in his cage, perched squawking at a passing policeman looked so silly because he was wearing a Bikini. The bikini was red polka dot with blue lines, purple nipple tassels and was crotchless. The parrot could not understand why the police man had chosen something so revealing to wear in public. Maybe he should take a shot at him with his digital camera; he could post a link to baby and bump so we could all have a beauty pageant. We drooled over his very small penis, his inverted nipples, and smelly breath. He was so handsome with his beautiful perky eyes, toned soft skin, and lovely babybump. Jimmy wanted to go to the movies with friends, to watch the Return of Batman. He brought popcorn hidden in his purple leather codpiece but it was salty and uncomfortable. So instead he invited the policeman into the strip tease, and gave him a lick. The policeman said, "I don't like parrots, but you're such a lovely specimen and you look a lot like my mother. Would you like to accompany me on a date?" "Yes I would," replied the parrot.

So Jimmy spent money on cheese which he ate with a pitchfork. Jimmy then decided to eat pies with some scissors and a stick of wilted celery. When he finished his succulent dinner he started on a scrumptious dessert. After this celebratory success with having eggnog and cheese he decided to peck a monkey right on the end of his wagging tiny tail. He got an Oscar for his performance in a daytime soap opera. Even though Jimmy wasn't at all impressed with his cheesy looking Oscar, he still drooled over his policeman. He was the best thing since the OscarMayer wiener!

Jimmy needed to get new friends, since his date was a flop. So he decided to pluck his eyebrows and wax his tail feathers in hopes of attracting a few very classy birds who know how eat peanuts properly.

So off he went to the 'Funky Pigeon' club to dance all night long to "Funky Cold Medina". His dancing was like watching a very hyper monkey, on crack cocaine. The ladies thought he was so silly, they threw rotten vegetables at him while doing the Chicken Dance. So Jimmy went down to the red light district and he decided to find some cheap raunchy hookers who were blinded by Jimmy's huge and powerful beak. ;)
 
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Jimmy the parrot in his cage, perched squawking at a passing policeman looked so silly because he was wearing a Bikini. The bikini was red polka dot with blue lines, purple nipple tassels and was crotchless. The parrot could not understand why the police man had chosen something so revealing to wear in public. Maybe he should take a shot at him with his digital camera; he could post a link to baby and bump so we could all have a beauty pageant. We drooled over his very small penis, his inverted nipples, and smelly breath. He was so handsome with his beautiful perky eyes, toned soft skin, and lovely babybump. Jimmy wanted to go to the movies with friends, to watch the Return of Batman. He brought popcorn hidden in his purple leather codpiece but it was salty and uncomfortable. So instead he invited the policeman into the strip tease, and gave him a lick. The policeman said, "I don't like parrots, but you're such a lovely specimen and you look a lot like my mother. Would you like to accompany me on a date?" "Yes I would," replied the parrot.

So Jimmy spent money on cheese which he ate with a pitchfork. Jimmy then decided to eat pies with some scissors and a stick of wilted celery. When he finished his succulent dinner he started on a scrumptious dessert. After this celebratory success with having eggnog and cheese he decided to peck a monkey right on the end of his wagging tiny tail. He got an Oscar for his performance in a daytime soap opera. Even though Jimmy wasn't at all impressed with his cheesy looking Oscar, he still drooled over his policeman. He was the best thing since the OscarMayer wiener!

Jimmy needed to get new friends, since his date was a flop. So he decided to pluck his eyebrows and wax his tail feathers in hopes of attracting a few very classy birds who know how eat peanuts properly.

So off he went to the 'Funky Pigeon' club to dance all night long to "Funky Cold Medina". His dancing was like watching a very hyper monkey, on crack cocaine. The ladies thought he was so silly, they threw rotten vegetables at him while doing the Chicken Dance. So Jimmy went down to the red light district and he decided to find some cheap raunchy hookers who were blinded by Jimmy's huge and powerful beak. He told them....
 
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Jimmy the parrot in his cage, perched squawking at a passing policeman looked so silly because he was wearing a Bikini. The bikini was red polka dot with blue lines, purple nipple tassels and was crotchless. The parrot could not understand why the police man had chosen something so revealing to wear in public. Maybe he should take a shot at him with his digital camera; he could post a link to baby and bump so we could all have a beauty pageant. We drooled over his very small penis, his inverted nipples, and smelly breath. He was so handsome with his beautiful perky eyes, toned soft skin, and lovely babybump. Jimmy wanted to go to the movies with friends, to watch the Return of Batman. He brought popcorn hidden in his purple leather codpiece but it was salty and uncomfortable. So instead he invited the policeman into the strip tease, and gave him a lick. The policeman said, "I don't like parrots, but you're such a lovely specimen and you look a lot like my mother. Would you like to accompany me on a date?" "Yes I would," replied the parrot.

So Jimmy spent money on cheese which he ate with a pitchfork. Jimmy then decided to eat pies with some scissors and a stick of wilted celery. When he finished his succulent dinner he started on a scrumptious dessert. After this celebratory success with having eggnog and cheese he decided to peck a monkey right on the end of his wagging tiny tail. He got an Oscar for his performance in a daytime soap opera. Even though Jimmy wasn't at all impressed with his cheesy looking Oscar, he still drooled over his policeman. He was the best thing since the OscarMayer wiener!

Jimmy needed to get new friends, since his date was a flop. So he decided to pluck his eyebrows and wax his tail feathers in hopes of attracting a few very classy birds who know how eat peanuts properly.

So off he went to the 'Funky Pigeon' club to dance all night long to "Funky Cold Medina". His dancing was like watching a very hyper monkey, on crack cocaine. The ladies thought he was so silly, they threw rotten vegetables at him while doing the Chicken Dance. So Jimmy went down to the red light district and he decided to find some cheap raunchy hookers who were blinded by Jimmy's huge and powerful beak. He told them he was a
 
Jimmy the parrot in his cage, perched squawking at a passing policeman looked so silly because he was wearing a Bikini. The bikini was red polka dot with blue lines, purple nipple tassels and was crotchless. The parrot could not understand why the police man had chosen something so revealing to wear in public. Maybe he should take a shot at him with his digital camera; he could post a link to baby and bump so we could all have a beauty pageant. We drooled over his very small penis, his inverted nipples, and smelly breath. He was so handsome with his beautiful perky eyes, toned soft skin, and lovely babybump. Jimmy wanted to go to the movies with friends, to watch the Return of Batman. He brought popcorn hidden in his purple leather codpiece but it was salty and uncomfortable. So instead he invited the policeman into the strip tease, and gave him a lick. The policeman said, "I don't like parrots, but you're such a lovely specimen and you look a lot like my mother. Would you like to accompany me on a date?" "Yes I would," replied the parrot.

So Jimmy spent money on cheese which he ate with a pitchfork. Jimmy then decided to eat pies with some scissors and a stick of wilted celery. When he finished his succulent dinner he started on a scrumptious dessert. After this celebratory success with having eggnog and cheese he decided to peck a monkey right on the end of his wagging tiny tail. He got an Oscar for his performance in a daytime soap opera. Even though Jimmy wasn't at all impressed with his cheesy looking Oscar, he still drooled over his policeman. He was the best thing since the OscarMayer wiener!

Jimmy needed to get new friends, since his date was a flop. So he decided to pluck his eyebrows and wax his tail feathers in hopes of attracting a few very classy birds who know how eat peanuts properly.

So off he went to the 'Funky Pigeon' club to dance all night long to "Funky Cold Medina". His dancing was like watching a very hyper monkey, on crack cocaine. The ladies thought he was so silly, they threw rotten vegetables at him while doing the Chicken Dance. So Jimmy went down to the red light district and he decided to find some cheap raunchy hookers who were blinded by Jimmy's huge and powerful beak. He told them he was a rich and famous..
 

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