I'm watching Kitch Nightmares, and Gordon Ramsey approaches this lovely, well dressed old dear. GR: 'Do you like your pollock?' Old Dear: 'Oh yes, it's the first time I've had it' GR: 'Really, first time?' OD: 'How's yours dear' (with a cheeky wink) GR: 'I can't believe you asked me how my bollocks are! Oh my god! Loved you in The Queen by the way.' (implying she's very old) OD: 'Oh fuck off Gordon'