Make A Wish; But At A Price?

[Tigerlass]

Granted - But you can only live in a tent on your own!

I wish I could eat and eat but not get fat

 

[amberdawn723]

Granted - But everyone will always look at you crazy since you can't stop eating!

I wish I could have a housemaid to clean my house

 

[Tigerlass]

Granted - But all the cleaning products smell of poo!

I wish I could read minds

 

[space-game-91]

Granted, but everyone can read yours too!

I wish I couldgo on holiday somewhere really sunny

 

[Blue_bumpkin]

Granted but you'd have to stay indoors

I wish I had bigger boobs..

 

[EmmyReece]

granted - but you'll always be falling over from the weight of them

I wish december would hurry up

 

[cotawalls]

Granted. But then you dont have an excuse to gain weight... or have gas... all the fun things that come along with being pregnant..

I wish I would get this new job that I want...

 

[leopard print]

Granted but you get hated by your current job peers!

I wish i could be thin!

 

[impatient1]

granted but then you can't eat any junk food.

I wish I could go on vacation...

 

[mommieoftwo]

Granted- but your apartment gets flooded so you have to sleep in the car

I wish I could turn back time

 

[BumbleBee-x]

Granted - but you can't fast forward back to present day

I wish I had a nice car

 

[mommieoftwo]

Granted- But someone crashes into it on your drive the day you get it.

I wish my husband talked less

 

[Neferet]

Granted- but his mouth is permanently fused shut so he can never talk again.

I wish had nice dreams all the time.

 

[mrs.toto]

Granted- but you will feel bored of it all the time

I wish i can cook delicious food

lol i love this game

 

[mommieoftwo]

Granted- But it'll look horrible so no one will want to eat it.

I wish I could afford a whole new wardobe of clothes

 

[Tigerlily01]

granted, but everything in your wardrobe will be neon green.

I wish I was athletic.

 

[Raspberries]

Granted, but you have to sleep an hour for every minute of athletics.

I wish I was more comfortable.

 

[Mellie1988]

Granted but it means you go back to being 15 weeks pregnant!

I wish I could have a lie in!

 

[Neferet]

Granted- but you sleep for 50 years.

I wish my hair was less tangley.

 

[fairy_gem]

Granted, but then when you brush it, it all falls out

I wish i could sing

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