Make A Wish; But At A Price?

[vaniilla]

granted but everything else you eat tastes of nothing!

I wish shoes grew on trees

 

[Tegans Mama]

Granted, but you have to wear a helmet to stop yourself getting brain injuries from the falling shoes

I wish I could go to bed

 

[Mummy2Angel.]

granted but your bed will be outside in the rain

I wish i could get some chocolate

 

[maaybe2010]

Granted but when you eat it, it makes your face come out in boils!

I wish I could just sleep alllll day

 

[l0tt]

Granted but when you talk it just comes out as snores

I wish i could pass all my GCSE's and become a midwife!

 

[maaybe2010]

Granted but when your a midwife all your ladies give birth to cute little kittens and blame you!

I wish that there was another episode of Corrie on right now!

xx

 

[l0tt]

Granted, but your TV is all fuzzy and you can't hear a word

i wish i could look nice for the party i'm going to tomorrow

 

[MommaBear90]

granted but you're WAY overdressed

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.. bleh

 

[maaybe2010]

Granted but the reason you don't have to work is becuase your fired

I wish for twins!

 

[l0tt]

Granted, but they are terrible trouble to keep quiet!

I wish my legs would stop bloody itchy

 

[maaybe2010]

Granted but they then start to grow hair reeally fast!!

I wish it would say nice and sunny all year round!

 

[xsophiexleax]

Granted, but you're always sunburnt!

I wish that I would stop aching!

 

[l0tt]

Granted but you over-do it and get achey again!

I wish i could loose weight!

 

[sophie0909uk]

granted, but you can only eat cabbage

I wish my eyebrows matched

 

[kglo]

Granted but they are all thick and tweezers have not been invented.

I wish I was in Jamaica

 

[20andpregnant]

Granted!
But you would have no internet! lol

I wish I could time travel!

 

[gilmore85]

Granted!
But you can't choose where to go

I wish it was Friday!

 

[KrisKitten]

granted but you're working the weekend

i wish i had a maid

 

[Tigerlass]

Granted but she has no arms or legs.

I wish money grew on trees

 

[AyaChan]

granted but its only 1p peices

I wish I could live in Japan