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Discussion in 'Just For Fun' started by krissssiiii.x, Apr 29, 2009.
granted but wont nap in the day and is soper hyper all day
I wish I could sleep!!!
granted! but your bed will break and you won't sleep!
i wish for a very very big massive galaxy chocolate bar!
But it'll be old and crumbly.
I wish I could have a massage right now!
Granted, but you will be massaged by a fat hairy man with warts all over his hands.
I wish I could get a payrise.
Granted but your work load and hours will increase
I wish I could get my daughter her trik
granted but she hates it
i wish that i could see in the future 2 weeks from now
Granted but you lose out on the surprise you were supposed to have!
I wish I was warmer!
Granted but you will be to warm and never again be cool...
i wish i didnt need to wash the dishes...
Granted but they aren't washed properley and you still have to do them anyway!!
I wish I had a tan...sooo white right now!!
granted but you will ever be tangerine
i wish i had food NOW not in two hours
Granted, but it will be horrid and cold so you'll have to wait 4 hours for some more....
I wish i could have anever ending coffee....
Granted but you will never be able to sleep again as u will be so high off coffee
I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and never put any weight on!!
granted but you wont fit in any of your clothes and look ill.
i wish my partner would be more sensitive
granted, he will cry all the time from over sensitivity
i wish my hubby would never deploy!
Granted, but he follows you everywhere and bugs you so much that you regret making that wish!
I wish I had a huge chocolate cake in front of me right now...
Granted but you will now forever look like Bruce from Mailda! Including chocolate round ya mush
I wish I could get more overtime at work!!
granted, but you will be way too tired to do the dance when you get home
I wish I had a billion dollars!
granted but u will not know who your true friends are
i wish for snow
Granted but after having to shovel the stuff for the millionth time you'll want to take that wish back
I wish I could take my family on a wonderful vacation