Make A Wish; But At A Price?

[weeli_excited]

granted but wont nap in the day and is soper hyper all day

 

[Mize1982]

I wish I could sleep!!!

 

[LittleSpud]

granted! but your bed will break and you won't sleep!

i wish for a very very big massive galaxy chocolate bar!

 

[Pinkee]

But it'll be old and crumbly.

I wish I could have a massage right now!

 

[kiwimama]

Granted, but you will be massaged by a fat hairy man with warts all over his hands.

I wish I could get a payrise.

 

[Mize1982]

Granted but your work load and hours will increase

I wish I could get my daughter her trik

 

[weeli_excited]

granted but she hates it
i wish that i could see in the future 2 weeks from now

 

[J_Odhran]

Granted but you lose out on the surprise you were supposed to have!

I wish I was warmer!

 

[Jenni1991]

Granted but you will be to warm and never again be cool...

i wish i didnt need to wash the dishes...

 

[Mellie1988]

Granted but they aren't washed properley and you still have to do them anyway!!

I wish I had a tan...sooo white right now!!

x

 

[weeli_excited]

granted but you will ever be tangerine
i wish i had food NOW not in two hours

 

[Jenni1991]

Granted, but it will be horrid and cold so you'll have to wait 4 hours for some more....


I wish i could have anever ending coffee....

 

[Mellie1988]

Granted but you will never be able to sleep again as u will be so high off coffee

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and never put any weight on!!

X

 

[weeli_excited]

granted but you wont fit in any of your clothes and look ill.
i wish my partner would be more sensitive

 

[MrS. MaBrEy]

granted, he will cry all the time from over sensitivity

i wish my hubby would never deploy!

 

[ilvmylbug]

Granted, but he follows you everywhere and bugs you so much that you regret making that wish!

I wish I had a huge chocolate cake in front of me right now...

 

[20102001]

Granted but you will now forever look like Bruce from Mailda! Including chocolate round ya mush

I wish I could get more overtime at work!!

 

[hakunamatata]

granted, but you will be way too tired to do the dance when you get home

I wish I had a billion dollars!

 

[mommy43]

granted but u will not know who your true friends are

i wish for snow

































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grdszx x

 

[future_numan]

Granted but after having to shovel the stuff for the millionth time you'll want to take that wish back

I wish I could take my family on a wonderful vacation