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Make A Wish; But At A Price?

Granted but you will get a nasty sunburn.

I wish I had a maid to do my housework!
 
Granted but she will run away with your OH :lol:

I wish I didn't have to put all of this washing away
 
Granted, but only because the dog chewed it all to bits. (hehe, my dog is currently trying to nest in the towels I just folded, gave me the idea!) =D

I wish I didn't ever have to cook again...
 
Granted, but you will starve cuz no one is cooking

I wish for more free time
 
Granted, ut you'll always be bored.

I wish for school to be cancelled.
 
granted but youll forever be crap at everything :lol:

I wish that i wasnt so tired all the flaming time :(
 
granted, but now you will suffer from insomnia

I wish I could go shopping instead of go to work tomorrow.
 
Granted but you spend all your money and go broke

I wish Riley would sleep through the night just once!
 
granted, but he will forever keep you awake afterwards...

I wish there was never any bills or tax...
 
Granted but then you would have to much money in your pockets lol

I wish, I never had to work again (i hate work atm ) x
 
Granted, but you end up living on the streets!!

I wish me and the OH could get married right now!!
 
Granted, but you both would have to walk on one leg all the way back home.

I wish I could dance...
 
granted, your slot is at Hooters Friday nights 10pm till 4am.

I wish I had a hottub.
 
granted but all the buttons and poppers are missing so they all fall off

i wish i was in disney world
 
granted but all the buttons and poppers are missing so they all fall off

i wish i was in disney world


Granted, but all the shops are shut, and all the rides are closed.

I wish i had a McDonalds!
 
Granted, but your neighbor just showed up and they asked you to share.

I wish I could shop all day long.
 
granted but you can only pay with pennies and the cheapest thing you can buy is £100

i wish i had someone to make me tea all day ( decaf ;) )
 
Granted but you have to pay them £10 an hour.

I wish after my baby is born I can lose 3 stone over night!
 
Granted but you miss your old body!
I wish I could fast forward time
 

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