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Noooo i dont like it warm Mon, i tried it before :sick:

I just neck it down like BAM :haha:
 
Oh I lurrrve mine warm ..... Because after a while i get bored of the same old cold drink....boyakasha you have finished day 3 !!!!
 
Think im going to make OH hide the scales when we go to bed and not tell me where, im a sod for weighing myself all the time!!
 
No don't because your heavier at night as well....you would have gained like 3lbs due to all the liquid you have drank today lmao!!
 
Oh i have just had a bit of an awful thought... obviously this involves lots of pooing in which case id better not start this yet... i have issues since H was born... fissures which aren't very nice and make that time of day very painful.... :blush::cry:
 
A www Hun.... Well eventually you don't really have poo..just butt pee..:blush: I get butt pee after day 3 but obviously you know your own body..:hugs: x x
 
:rofl: butt pee :rofl:

I just think its something that (i need the confidence!) should get sorted out sooner rather than later and adding to my ...ahem...activities will make it worse i think :(

Bloody hell, i find something that i reckon i could do, and body says no... i AM going to do this! x
 
EternalRose said:
A www Hun.... Well eventually you don't really have poo..just butt pee..:blush: I get butt pee after day 3 but obviously you know your own body..:hugs: x x
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OMG remember when I left you a voice mail asking how long the butt pee lasted for as I had a date that night :rofl: When are you officially starting?
 
Hayley I understand. S, today was day 1 and it has been so so hard. Last master cleanse was sept. I knew it would kick my ass. :lol:
 
:wave:

I'm gearing myself up for Wednesday. I say Wednesday but if I gotta go to argos morrow to pick up my shaker, juicer and water thingy so I might nip to sainsburys and get the syrup and lemons.
I'm actually shitting myself as I just know I am going to suffer from coffee withdrawall and have headaches and be a total mess for a few days:wacko: But....I have to do it, I hate being the weight I am now, HATE it!
So I will be on here moaning and whinging to you girls about how crap I feel.:blush:
How you doing Holly? Day 3 for you?
How was your first day Mon?
 
My last proper one was like July :shock: arrrgh

Im doing ok, feeling good, spent 2 hours on Dance Central earlier and it wiped me out, i had to have a little sleep :rofl:

My heightened sense of smell has kicked in though and its a KILLER, omg i could punch someone for some food right now from smell alone :rofl:
 
Jac, it'll be fine hun, once you get going its a doddle :hugs:
 
I must be so unfit you know. I did 30 mins of the Your shape yesterday and had the most awful migraine right after..I had to go bed and still had it when I got up:dohh:
Today I did 20 mins on DC and could feel it coming again so I stopped.....wonder what thats about?

What does Carl say about you doing it Holly? Ant says I'm a knob and I'lll make myself ill, not very supportive at all:growlmad:
 
Are you drinking enough fluids beforehand? Sounds like its dehydrating you

Carl doesnt mind really, until we get to the week'ish stage, then he tries to make me eat, but he knows i'll do it anyway, so he just lets me get on with it.

I think from an outsiders POV it does look like that, but if you read up on it and do it properly, its no different to any other detox, and detoxing has been around for hundreds of years.

IMO CD is worse, that puts your body into ketosis, this doesnt, because through the lemonade mix drink it gives your body just enough calories to stop your body from slipping into it.
 
Yes CD did do that to me. I dont know how the hell I did 8 weeks of that! But, I suppose if I can do that, I can do this! I'm going to so miss my food though I know it! But it will be worth it, being able to go into a shop and buy clothes and know they will look good as now NOTHING looks good, I'm too flippin fat!:hissy:

and it may be the water, from today Ive upped my water intake as I know I need to drink more.
 
Nothing looks good on me either Jac. I refuse to step foot in RIVER ISLAND until i have shifted this weight. Jac i won't lie, if your in it for the long haul like i am you will get your down days....but you get some amazing highs on the master cleanse too. It's a detox, so you will get days where you feel really shitty but that means it's working. Stick with it, i lost 4 stone on this, but gained back a stone since i have been at college eating crap!! I did better when i was at home all day, with nothing to do!! :dohh: My day 1 today has kicked my butt to be fair. My last cleanse was September, so I am really feeling it. Was going to have a go on the wii fit, but will leave it till next Sunday I need to conserve my energy. My Tongue looks like a rabbits ass, so i guess the detox is working. I also had the butt pee on day 1 this morning. That doesn't usually happen for like 3 days. When you get down and you think ' sod it I'll eat ' . Just think you felt down when you WERE eating, so no point really. Just remember your WHY and you will be fine hun xxx
 
Matthew got jealous of my weight loss. So he did it, and lost 3 stone!! Lol
 
I want to lose 2 stone and then see how I feel/look if I need to lose another half a stone. Thats what 4/6 weeks?
 
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