Mayhem Babies! May 2011 mummies and babies

[Wiggler]

I love the internet, this may actually have been the most disgusting thing I have seen, have you had THIS new? Apple flavoured horse semen shots?

https://www.worldsstrangest.com/unb...pple-flavoured-horse-semen-shots-horse-semen/

 

[harveydog]

My munchkins, in cahoots with each other as always, and getting the evils from little man for daring to interrupt them

He's got some attitude how dare you interrupt them
They are very cute! And I love his jama's I've seen some Mothercare like that and I love them (blue n White)

 

[harveydog]

It says in big bold letters on my paperwork if I watch TV as it is being broadcast unlicensed then I can be fined, I won't be doing that, everything I watch can be veiwed on catch up, plus this way the kids won't be watching TV too

Stupid flush on the loo is broken, water is just flowing straight into the loo, good thing we arent on a water meter

You can isolate the loo by turning the screw a 1/4 turn on the stem from the cistern Especially at night as it might keep you awake

 

[harveydog]

Imagine them in mummy's house it will look like a chocolate fountain sorry mummy i couldn't resist

 

[mummy3]

OMG wiggler Have to ask though, wth would you use that first wii thing for?? hun, hope the tv thing gets sorted, must be so stressful!

24, how's you and Sam doing?

New, did I read right, that you currently have no bed and like to eat penis pasta? Very cute pics of the boys

Harvey hos Aaron today? Hope you're having a good day hun

Heyy, watch out for triggering your ulcer with all that ibuprofen hun

Brandi, maybe put the reversal on the back burner to free up the money. Try and relieve some of the financial stressors until you and Mike get back on your feet employment wise

Got Eilidh and Anja asleep and Freja still out so Ruaridh is entertaining me Eilidh had a lot of fun playing with other babies, she needs to work on her social skills though!

 

[mummy3]

Imagine them in mummy's house it will look like a chocolate fountain sorry mummy i couldn't resist

 

[Wiggler]

OMG wiggler Have to ask though, wth would you use that first wii thing for?? hun, hope the tv thing gets sorted, must be so stressful!

24, how's you and Sam doing?

New, did I read right, that you currently have no bed and like to eat penis pasta? Very cute pics of the boys

Harvey hos Aaron today? Hope you're having a good day hun

Heyy, watch out for triggering your ulcer with all that ibuprofen hun

Brandi, maybe put the reversal on the back burner to free up the money. Try and relieve some of the financial stressors until you and Mike get back on your feet employment wise

Got Eilidh and Anja asleep and Freja still out so Ruaridh is entertaining me Eilidh had a lot of fun playing with other babies, she needs to work on her social skills though!

Mummy, the wii thing with the "claw" if for use on a man, the other is for use on a woman if you get my drift

I just found a GORGEOUS picture of the local cathedral and Chichester cross, I really really want to buy it, I'm going to put it on my wish list, it was taken between 1880-1900.

https://www.victorian-era.co.uk/images/victorian-shop/brit488.jpg

 

[new_to_ttc]

You want to buy the cathedral or the picture? lol

Oh my Anja in a nappy thong

actually the penis pasta was a bit tough no pun intended at all! Not the best quality pasta I ever had

spunk shots! Yum! I dont like apple flavour though lol 'children with long long faces' stupid woman! lol

As for my bed, its still erect lol Will dismantle it tomorrow for collection on Friday! We went for a walk earlier, thought that was a better option lol There's always a tomorrow. Anyways Im watching the video monitor just now, George is very happy and cosy and asleep in my bed lol

 

[new_to_ttc]

My god ladies I have the worst period cramp, Id put this on parr with my PCOS pain, except its central not ovaries ... Im not due the witch for 6-9 days yet!!! and I already ovualted a few days ago I felt that too ... blurghhh!!!!

 

[Wiggler]

I wanna buy the piccy, its £13 for a big print, I love it.

Maybe the pain is implantation :wink:

 

[mummy3]

Haha yeah I was going to say implantation too

 

[new_to_ttc]

you guys crack me up its probably laughter pain! lol

 

[new_to_ttc]

My HV asked about contraception and what I was using, and I told her it was the 'ooops' method, and she said that one doesnt work

 

[Wiggler]

You're deffo next for duffed up status!

 

[harveydog]

Harvey hos Aaron today? Hope you're having a good day hun

Got Eilidh and Anja asleep and Freja still out so Ruaridh is entertaining me Eilidh had a lot of fun playing with other babies, she needs to work on her social skills though!

aarons been shy today with people on the bus but as soon as he saw his grandma (my mam) he was all smiles n waving been shopping in town for more curry paste sauce from the Market as my curry is soo popular they want to put it on every day

Lol at eilidh, you'd think she would have social skills with her siblings or does she bully then too

 

[new_to_ttc]

lol... erm I think Inge has opted to be top of that list, sorry to disappoint lol

Im finding the 'oops' method very reliable so far lol

 

[harveydog]

lol... erm I think Inge has opted to be top of that list, sorry to disappoint lol

Im finding the 'oops' method very reliable so far lol

Don't talk too soon new! remember last time you said something and then it happened implantation pains are now occurring lol

 

[new_to_ttc]

lol, why are you lot so sure that its me lolol why isnt mummy on the short list

but seriously does feel proper period like blurghhhh.... hope it doesnt come early, one every 28 days is bad enough lol

 

[harveydog]

New I'm surprised you can see the screen to type lol, did you watch OBEM tonight, the disabled lady had everyone emotional, I pictured you blubbing on the sofa lol

 

[new_to_ttc]

I didnt hun, but saw some comments on FB so I recorded it from the ch4+1... I dont see it on my channel list because ch4 is somewhere else on the list due to us having s4c so it always gets missed!

I will be blubbering later, I am way emotional!

OH has gone away for a few days but got online earlier to tell me he was there safe and sound, and I was a mass of tears - happy ones rofl but uncontrollable emotions... its this BFing I swear, I been like it for months lol