girlinyork
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I keep a banana by my bedside because I wake every morning ravenous but I forgot to bring one up last night. This morning when I woke I got up to use the loo and was swollen with the heat so my underwear was pinching. I shuffled from the bathroom into the bedroom to get bigger knickers with my underwear and pj bottoms round my ankles and my OH woke to see me like that. He asked what I was doing and I just said, "I really need a banana." He gave me such a look and that's when I realised he had woken to see me naked from the waist down looking for phallic fruit. Oh the laughs pregnancy brings