Mother of all conception months Graduates
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champagne has more iron in it!!! i am dying to crack open this pink fizzy bottle mum bought me for christmas . . . my iron levels are low . . . no no no i would want the whole lot not just a glass!
i just always remember feeling sorry for the new kid but then again you are right children are very adaptable and its up to us to give them the skill to get on in life, lets face it it is very rare for someone to stay at the same job for a decade so being able to make new friends and get on with new groups of people would be an important skill to have . . . thats my guilt trip preventer and i am sticking to it! lol
i just always remember feeling sorry for the new kid but then again you are right children are very adaptable and its up to us to give them the skill to get on in life, lets face it it is very rare for someone to stay at the same job for a decade so being able to make new friends and get on with new groups of people would be an important skill to have . . . thats my guilt trip preventer and i am sticking to it! lol
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he is an angel with me now! we still havent had a bad day since i started that mia countdown ages ago! he is still hitting dh and goes to bite but stops and if you dont crack down on him quickly then he will try and test the waters with dh for ages. he is defo more worried about a mummy reaction than a daddy reaction
for example the other day he back chatted me, he is always leaving glasses of drinks on the floor and the result is shed loads of stains so i demanded in my authoritive mummy voice that he stop back chatting, put the glass on the table or he will go straight to bed without a bubble bath, so when he did that "ok i will do it but put on a really pathetic and sad looking face on whilst i do it" face that toddlers like to guilt you with daddy immediately ran to him once he had done it and well lets say over did the well done for listening to mummy thing . . . . dh had asked him at least 5 times before i got involved to do it but didnt even respond to him!
for example the other day he back chatted me, he is always leaving glasses of drinks on the floor and the result is shed loads of stains so i demanded in my authoritive mummy voice that he stop back chatting, put the glass on the table or he will go straight to bed without a bubble bath, so when he did that "ok i will do it but put on a really pathetic and sad looking face on whilst i do it" face that toddlers like to guilt you with daddy immediately ran to him once he had done it and well lets say over did the well done for listening to mummy thing . . . . dh had asked him at least 5 times before i got involved to do it but didnt even respond to him!
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aw bless my dh came up last night all pleased with himself, there has been a guy dealing in the pub for a couple of months now who he has just not managed to catch out - you have to physically catch them out, well he caught him red handed last night this guy had been attracting so many chavs and nasties but now he has gone it is looking better already tonight! dont get me wrong we are a local pub, every day and night there is a lovely atmosphere but every fri and sat night that this dealer was here dh was forever chucking druggies out and barring them - its easier to smell the weed and keep an eye on toilet trips than to see the actual deal - and tonight although quieter it has the nicest atmosphere apparantly!
oh oh this will make you go errrrr and perhaps laugh and then go err again
we get a lot of the tw£tty conference league and below footballers in here with their "dont you knwo who i am" attitudes (er no noone does!) and last friday there were a group of them, at about half 9 there was almost continuous beeping so dh went outside thinking there was a taxi or something beeping and was going to tell them to shut up as we are in a residential area, well no taxis were out there but the big group of lads were they werent up to anything just chatting outside smoking normal cigarettes but dh looking back said they were trying to distract me i just didnt realise at the time. well dh comes back into the pub and a regular comes up to him a while later and goes erm you see that girl over there . . . yes . . . well she has just been sh£gging one of those lads in the car park!
this girl was 16, as her parents asked dh his rules on her having a drink with her meal, and yes you read that right, was out for a meal with her PARENTS! snuck off to have a quicky round the back of the pub in the middle of the car park with a stranger at the busiest time of night and then went back and sat down with her parents as if nothing had happened!!!!!!!!! i mean!!!!! omg!!!! mortified! i was like oh if i had known i would have walked up to the parents and gone erm i dont mean to embarrass you but your daughter is havinf sex around the back of my pub and erm well its offending our other customers!
if i found out rachael was doing that i would go balistic! if i found out leo was doing that with random girls i would take him straight to an sti clinic for a good willy scrapping commenting well you are obviously filthy for doing it and the girl was obviolusly filthy for doing it so lets just see exactly how filty you are!
oh oh this will make you go errrrr and perhaps laugh and then go err again
we get a lot of the tw£tty conference league and below footballers in here with their "dont you knwo who i am" attitudes (er no noone does!) and last friday there were a group of them, at about half 9 there was almost continuous beeping so dh went outside thinking there was a taxi or something beeping and was going to tell them to shut up as we are in a residential area, well no taxis were out there but the big group of lads were they werent up to anything just chatting outside smoking normal cigarettes but dh looking back said they were trying to distract me i just didnt realise at the time. well dh comes back into the pub and a regular comes up to him a while later and goes erm you see that girl over there . . . yes . . . well she has just been sh£gging one of those lads in the car park!
this girl was 16, as her parents asked dh his rules on her having a drink with her meal, and yes you read that right, was out for a meal with her PARENTS! snuck off to have a quicky round the back of the pub in the middle of the car park with a stranger at the busiest time of night and then went back and sat down with her parents as if nothing had happened!!!!!!!!! i mean!!!!! omg!!!! mortified! i was like oh if i had known i would have walked up to the parents and gone erm i dont mean to embarrass you but your daughter is havinf sex around the back of my pub and erm well its offending our other customers!
if i found out rachael was doing that i would go balistic! if i found out leo was doing that with random girls i would take him straight to an sti clinic for a good willy scrapping commenting well you are obviously filthy for doing it and the girl was obviolusly filthy for doing it so lets just see exactly how filty you are!
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ha ha that'll put him off for a while lol especially if i slip them a 50 to freeze some warts off of it lol lol lol whether there are warts there or not! that goes for rachael too actually! well i could just show her the birthing videos that are circulating on a thread in third tri at the mo! (no i havent watched them i dont think it would help me in the slightest!) i dont plan to be a conservative parent when it comes to dealing with sex and teenagers but erm burying my head in the sand so my child thinks that banging randomers in a crowded car park is acceptable is also not on the cards!
ha ha sequeena-nap!
ha ha sequeena-nap!
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we dont own it, dh is the general manager of it and we live above it (which is why i feel so violated by that dirty dirty girl) there are loads of ways you can get into pubs, you can own it outright, rent from the brewery, be a manager all sorts but by far the lowest risk is to be a manager, yeah you have to follow their rules on everything but at the same time you pay no rent or bills, you do not have to buy your own stock and you get paid the same amount every month as opposed to your profit being your wage so in those months where you make naff all profit - january - when you are a manager you know you will still get a wage!
ok so the short answer is no, dh manages one lol
ok so the short answer is no, dh manages one lol
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molly on my fb page i have liked a pub page it is that one! (i wont put the details on here as i just mentioned the whole girl sex thing and druggies lol)
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Wow so much to catch up on.
Firstly Nomore WTF was that girl all about
Ozzie is further north than me, I'm one and half hours north of the Scottish/English border. My OH doesn't work in Nottingham anymore he was just there when Noah was born. He works far up north in scotland now.
I really don't imagine Noah will be fit for more than half an hour in his carseat for a while to the point I'm already worrying about going back to work and whether he's even going to be fit for nursery at all. So I wouldn't wait on us to plan anything.
Firstly Nomore WTF was that girl all about
Ozzie is further north than me, I'm one and half hours north of the Scottish/English border. My OH doesn't work in Nottingham anymore he was just there when Noah was born. He works far up north in scotland now.
I really don't imagine Noah will be fit for more than half an hour in his carseat for a while to the point I'm already worrying about going back to work and whether he's even going to be fit for nursery at all. So I wouldn't wait on us to plan anything.
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i love scotland and keep mentioning to dh about going next year a graduate holiday to scotland! now THAT is a good idea!!!
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and i know right! i mean at 16 well i wasnt experienced at all! in fact i was almost 17 before i was ahem "experienced" thats like oap age for "experience gaining" these days!
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I was dtd at 16 but with my boyfriend of 2 years at that point.
In most peoples book I probably still lack experience. I've had three boyfriends since I was 14 so the maths of people I've slept with is pretty simple
I actually feel embarrassed for that girl though, it was such a slaggy thing to do but she's probably to stupid to realise being a girl and doing that leads to you being a slut and the man/boy a hero. I'm yet to encounter a girl who can choose to sleep around and not be slated for it.
In most peoples book I probably still lack experience. I've had three boyfriends since I was 14 so the maths of people I've slept with is pretty simple
I actually feel embarrassed for that girl though, it was such a slaggy thing to do but she's probably to stupid to realise being a girl and doing that leads to you being a slut and the man/boy a hero. I'm yet to encounter a girl who can choose to sleep around and not be slated for it.
