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ha screw designer baby clothes! i would love to see the face on someone whos kid is all dressed up in something ridiculously expensive and then they do their first milky poo for say 5 hours as opposed to 2 in 2.5, those ones dont tend to stay in the nappy, in fact i have a fab memory of ds i was thinking hmm i smell poo poo bah, lets lay you down, literally there was a whosh sound and it came out the top of his nappy all down his back and there was so much of it that fell out with such speed and force that it came out the top and was in his precious little hair! i had poo running down my arms ( so yummy mummys should steer clear of designer too lol) as i ran up the stairs to just dunk him under the shower lol!go on! buy a £50 baby grow! just take pictures of your face when THAT happens lol - i wasnt even part of that thread but that would have been my response lol lol lol! for our wedding i bought our boy a suit which i found on ebay which cost £30 something similar in mamas and papas was almost 70! crazy!

dh is working 75 hours this week, including 2 afds and 2 9 vols, so hasnt had time. his boss said something weird to him the other day, he said ha you should always make sure you email yourself any important emails, they might be important later - he was taking the piss out of him, not being helpful. so today his boss sent him a totally out of order email which dh responded to ccing his home email in to it ie so he has a copy and his boss responded, er why you send that to your home email HA HA HA HA WHY DO YOU THINK!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
 
He should bcc to keep under the radar!

Sorry I just get so cross at the waste from people with more money that sense. :nope:
 
ha ha ha found the thread! had to comment! its silly! if you are going to title something "the UK disgusts me" then you are going to face a barrage from the mostly uk based forum! i cant imagine spending that much money on 1 babygrow! i could spend that on all the clothes baby needs for the first 3 months!

also has the op posted anything else back? stirring me thinks!
 
Hey girls,well my hubby is out for a very rare night out.
His uncle and cousins are home from canada,so dh and his brother are away down to dublin for a night on the piss!!
I don't mind coz he really doesn't do it often,but he drinks and drinks and doesn't know when to stop,and he sometimes can't handle it.I especially hate it that he's down in dublin and won't be home so I can't keep tabs on him to make sure he hasn't fallen asleep on the side of the road!!
His brother is actually worse so he's not gonna look after him.
I will be a happy lady when he txts in the morning to say he's still safe and sound.
HHHHmmph,so now its near time for the boys bed,then I think i'll watch a movie.
Got some ice cream earlier afetr all your talk so will have a little lonesome party!!!

My dh doesn't buy me choc either,and peanut I hide it from the boys too,I don't like them havin too much crap to eat,but oran is like a chocolate radar,seriously he'll come in from sitting room and smell me and say were you having chocolate?!!
 
aw dh intentionally didnt bcc, he likes the fact that he has no fear of these people anymore lol

3rrd tri is a blast! i cant wait to get in there now! first tri is full of people who are naturally very scared and discussing symptoms and arguing with eachother! third tri is a blast!
 
aw i have been on my billy lonesome for 5 days now still got 4 more to go before i see dh for 6 hours on wednesday, and he isnt at work enough! my babies exploding poo bum bum!

i so wanted to get a massive tub of ice cream today and raspberry sauce but then i would have bought whipped cream to go on top and a couple of flakes and would have not stopped until it was all gone! im baaaaad!
 
Nomore you sound really cheerful this evening! :D. Naughty going to that thread, now I'm one of those inciting others to climb into a thread!

Vbaby my DH is exactly the same! He has the special Geordie drinking gene and the more he drinks the less drunk he thinks he is. In the early days he would talk so much weird crap I used to think he'd been spiked. Needless to say he's not allowed to drink anymore except with me anyway! Actually he's out on his own tonight for this gig and ordinarily would drink to compensate for friends so thank goodness he can drive now! I used to hate a few years ago when we still lived near his mates and he'd be out without me. Would turn up in such a state. :(

That's funny about Oran. Byron thinks everything is crisps though he realises these are generally mumma's crisps! Sometimes he'll pass me a stray packet. :rofl:
 
i've eaten loads of food, always makes me happy lol lol lol i am a simple person, its prob more down to that i might see my dh for an hour later! fingers crossed he will get hom at 10.30 i can just about manage to stay awake till 11.30 lol

i know i am terrible! i cant help buit get involved on here lol i am nomally so restraint in real life and am always the one to go come on guys lets stop now you are both right, on here i am like NO YOU ARE WRONG THIS IS WHY YOU ARE WRONG WHO AGREES WITH ME! we agree we agree! i am terrible! i might have to put a sanction on myself soon, grounded for a week for jumping on the naughty thread punishment having to walk away from heated debates lol! who names a thread the uk disgusts me jeez lol
 
Don't get me wrong peanut,I'm a bit of a demon on the drink myself,and do enjoy a good piss up not that it happens very often!!!(I am irish after all,thats what we do lol!!!!)
But I at least remember my own name when i'm drunk!!
Dh could be just staggering up the road in a random direction with no idea whats going on.He never remembers anything.
I just end up worrying about him.Then of course tomorrow he'll be a great help NOT!!
He'll spend the day on the couch nursing his hangover.

I Had to have a nosy at that thread too:haha::haha:

Gonna put boy no 1 up to bed now,boy no 2 wil be following shortly,then I'll get out my snickers ice cream and cornetto:haha::thumbup:
 
Me too nomore,I am in good form coz I have a cornetto and a snickers ice cream!!

I read these threads and then ignore them,couldn't be bothered getting myself stressed over peoples comments.I especially avoid the bf v's ff ones,I could not give a toss how anyone else chooses to feed their baby!!!
I do sometimes just like to watch the arguements!!!from a safe distance!:haha:
 
ha ha i think that one is about to explode, to steal a jersey shore slogan and twist it to mean blatantly posting comments to cause reaction there are a couple of grenades stuck into that thread and i think one is going to explode big time! you are right, it is interesting to read when someone has a completely different view to others but a lot of the time it is taken out of context or is blatantly throwing a grenade into the mix to get reactions. personally i dont care how someone else gives birth or how they feed their child or whether they will let their 3 year old have everything they demand, thats fine! go for it! you might have given birth in a field under the stars with a string quartet and might embrace a 4 degree tear which healed so quickly because you ate the placenta, but your kid might still turn out to be a right little s**t lol! lol lol lol lol ! my ds might have come out the sun roof and drank from a bottle for medical reasons but he will know right from wrong which is more important! lol lol lol

you see i cant help myself! i am now grounded for 2 months as opposed to just the one!
 
Nomore you should frequent news and debates, you'd have fun! I found first time round I cared more about what people were doing though not usually sufficient to argue on here but since having Byron I really couldn't care less! My arguments are usually politically/socially based. I get really cross sometimes! :lol:
 
lol I am to busy digesting Ikea spaghettie and meat balls to watch woman bitch at easch other. My fav debate is the vaccine one. I am sure you can imagine which side of teh fence I am on there lol. (pass me a needle)

Hmm I would love some ice cream I have some but its just vanilla. I do have brownie mix but that could make me iccy
 
I think I'm just far less arguementative than I was when I was younger!
I certaintly have my opinions and views on everything and have gotten myself into trouble in the past lol!!
But at the ripe old age of 35 lol!!I just could not be bothered argueing about anything that does not effect me or my kids/family etc!!
I was a mad thing in my 20's,i've certaintly mellowed in my 30's!
 
ohhhh an entire section based on debates!!!! i like a good debate about things that really really matter i am one of those people who will make a point that works well for both sides or is diplomatic like have you thought about it this way, have you tried to think about your view being reversed and placed on you how would that make you feel, i am a thought provoker i suppose lol
 
Exactly molly!!!
I chose not to get the vaccine,and then chose not to argue or debate my decision with anyone!!
Some people get too het up in these things,i just think,jeez take a chill pill!
 
heres a debate i care about:

what is better rocky horror from harvester or chocomania from hungry horse! - i am all for rocky horror as it is whippy ice cream as opposed to soft scoop - no offense to all you soft scoopers out there lol lol lol

oh vaccines i will take anything that is properly investigated, swine flu vaccine, nope not enough research for me and dont be telling everyone you got a new one run out then give everyone the original one! mmr i had it my boy had it the next one will have it - research it properly and make it safe and i will have it!
 
Never heard of them nomore,are they ice creams?
I am off now to watch a movie,oran is fast asleep so shay is going now too,peace at last!and my ice cream.
Talk tomorrow.x
 
totally agree, alot of it about vaccines is preaching " i did the right thing and you are wrong you should do it this way"
 

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