Mother of all conception months Graduates

[sequeena]

its the oyster its easy but matt is well special. he fixed the washing machine coz it was easy this has nobs and leavers lol.

lmfao there's going to be lots of swearing then

 

[molly85]

lol hes got the attachments on and off and the wheels. now he has to put it away. he has no instrctions lol

 

[sequeena]

I don't know why they bother with instructions anyway, men tend to never look at them

 

[molly85]

i think i nearly peed myself. i had to talk him through it lol

 

[NOMORENUMBERS]

madly i freaking hate this whole thing of calling parents up and telling them their children are fat do something about it when 1 if you look at a kid and they are obviously not overweight then wheres the problem, 2 bmi is a load of crap especially for kids 3. this whole calling thing is digusting! it would take all my might to go lets talk about your kids, what time do they go to bed? 10pm well mine go to bed at 7.30, how many sports do they do? 3 mine do 5? do yours like fruit and veg? no mine do! do you give yours chocolate? yes well i dont? hmm you must feel like such a crap mother as all is wrong with my child is they failed a non accurate exam, yous are obviously out of control, in fact i saw a panflet about uncontrollable kids i shall send it to you and call you a week later to see if you have implemented anything ok I shall call YOU in a week goodbye!

it would make me feel so much better! at the end of the day these people are not trained doctors, gps, nutitionists even gym instructors so if they ever call me up and suggest i am a bad parent effectively killing my child with food i will flip the tables and say goodness your children must have terrible self esteem and body image issues, did you know that could lead to depression and issues with eating such as bulimia and anorexia? now THAT could REALLY kill em whereas the odd fun size milky bar . . not so much!

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr really really gets my goat!

 

[molly85]

kit kat anyone?

 

[madcatwoman]

kit kat anyone?

please!

 

[molly85]

https://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=324459561491&id=9e907fef7abb9f4a50be63605b7f5049&index=ch1
A little bit different

 

[molly85]

or https://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=401376806544&id=8cff233dadb3c006115b60219191f0c9&index=ch1

 

[MoonLove]

Haha, just the original please! But chunky ones are the best!! xx

 

[NOMORENUMBERS]

OMG are those actual ones you can buy or just artwork! num num fatty fatty boom boom kit kat munch munch simply the best num num oh oh wash it down with a nice choco milkshake!

 

[madcatwoman]

or https://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=401376806544&id=8cff233dadb3c006115b60219191f0c9&index=ch1

Please

 

[gilz82]

Oh yeah I could kill a chunky kitkat!! Oh oh oh I found a new yummy Easter related chocolate in the co-op the other night. Cadbury caramel bunnies two in a pack bung them in the fridge for about an hour then yummy

 

[NOMORENUMBERS]

omg!!!!!!! stop !!! i want!!! there is someone in second tri (yeah i have a gander all over the place at the mo lol) who's avatar is a massive doughnut with icing and hundreds of thousands on them i almost pm'd her to ask where can i get one of those and are they open 24 hours a day lol

 

[pinkclaire]

Oh I'm so hungry! I just ate my dinner though haha!

at your OH doing the pram Molly, my hubby threw ours across the room in a strop when he was putting it together, I was not impressed!

I hate that bmi thing it's so stupid, my hubby is really fit and muscly (yes I'm very lucky with that hehe) and he's shows as obese on the chart! It does make me laugh though!

I can start buying stuff now! Yay!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

We don't get the pram in our house until the baby is born It's staying at the godmother's. Apparently it's an old wives tale that a pram in the house before the baby is born is bad luck

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Would you bottle feed if this were the case?

https://www.parentdish.co.uk/2011/0...uk/2011/01/14/baby-born-with-two-front-teeth/

 

[gilz82]

Oh my arm is all sore and blotchy and red from my stupid flu jag today it better go away just directly the last thing I need is another sore bit of anything really.

 

[pinkclaire]

Wow at the teeth! I never found it a problem bf james with teeth though tbh!

Gilz your poor arm

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Oh it wouldn't deter me either, I just like the last line about the mom bottle feeding.