This isn't geeky, but it's a head slapper. I had DH watch LO while I grabbed a quick shower. When I got out it was too quiet so I went to check on them. My LO was laying in the middle of the floor. DH was no where in sight. There's no blanket under her or anything. Also, she was completely naked.
Turns out she had one of those up the back poops. DH had stripped her down and cleaned her up and then just left her there while he went to wash his hands and change his shirt. When I asked him what exactly inspired this grand plan, he said he couldn't put on a new diaper because he had poop on his hands and he didn't want to put her in her seat, play gym, or a blanket because he was afraid she would pee on them.
There are more holes in that reasoning then I care to count, but I can't be too annoyed. At least this time he didn't bring her to me for a diaper change while I was in the shower!! (It's happened before!) We just had to have a 'please don't leave the baby naked and unattended in the floor' talk. That's a completely normal conversation, right?