Official Eviction Notice - Please Witness!

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  1. Sarahkka

    Sarahkka Mama to Two Fine Boys!

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    To:
    Current Tenant of Sarah's Uterus, aka Baby!
    You have exactly 60 days to evacuate the premises, according to the landlord/tenants act of Alberta.
    I have been very nice and given you two days grace (arranged due date is Dec.21, after all), but if you aren't out by Dec.23, I will be forced to contact the authorities and have you removed from the premises.
    I believe that I am acting in good faith by giving you maximum notice and reminders of the approaching end of our agreed-upon 40-week lease. There is no need to move out early, but I will not be impressed if you try to stay any longer than 40 weeks.
    Please respect the deadline and obey your mother.
    Sincerely,
    Sarah

    (Girls, I felt this was necessary after noticing the recent number of BnB boy babies who seemed to be chilling in the womb longer than was necessary. I know it's a little formal, but I believe it's important that baby knows exactly when his welcome is up, and as I just passed the 60-day mark, it seemed appropriate.)
     
  2. alice&bump

    alice&bump mummy to katie

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    lol i hope LO listens. katie didnt listen to hers, unfortunately its a couple of weeks before we can get people in to remove her!!
     
  3. Eoz

    Eoz Mummy of 5! Eeek!

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    :rofl::rofl: Send in the heavies!!Sod the softly softly approach.Fingers crossed it works hun xx
     
  4. Younglutonmum

    Younglutonmum Mummy To Maya & Bump

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    Jem Mummy of 2

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    princess_bump Happy Wife & Mumma!

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    :rofl: hope he takes notice of his mother sweetie :rofl:
     
  7. ellasmummy

    ellasmummy Well-Known Member

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    :rofl:

    Why didnt i think of this??
     
  8. charliebear

    charliebear Mum to AJ & Pumpkin

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    :rofl: Hope it works!!
     
  9. Tilly

    Tilly Guest

    lol, so cute:rofl:
     
  10. hellotasha

    hellotasha Loves Her Baby Girl. X

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    lol this just made me laugh, i loved the 'chilling in the womb' part hahha

    xx
     
  11. polo_princess

    polo_princess ♥ Brookes Mummy ♥

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  12. Kazzap

    Kazzap Well-Known Member

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    LOL - love it!
     
  13. redberry3

    redberry3 Love My Little Peek <3

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    :rofl: makes me scared of you!!! :rofl:
     
  14. ANGYPANGY

    ANGYPANGY pregnant-2nd tri

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    that is great hope he listens
     
  15. XKatX

    XKatX Well-Known Member

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    Hope bubs listens to you!!!
     
  16. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Mother of 4

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    love it lol
     
  17. nessajane

    nessajane Well-Known Member

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    :rofl: HOPE IT WORKS!!
     
  18. spelbound

    spelbound Well-Known Member

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    brownhairedmom Well-Known Member

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    :rofl:


    Sarah if Meredith doesn't come on time, I'm hiring you to boss her into coming out!
     

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