To:
Current Tenant of Sarah's Uterus, aka Baby!
You have exactly 60 days to evacuate the premises, according to the landlord/tenants act of Alberta.
I have been very nice and given you two days grace (arranged due date is Dec.21, after all), but if you aren't out by Dec.23, I will be forced to contact the authorities and have you removed from the premises.
I believe that I am acting in good faith by giving you maximum notice and reminders of the approaching end of our agreed-upon 40-week lease. There is no need to move out early, but I will not be impressed if you try to stay any longer than 40 weeks.
Please respect the deadline and obey your mother.
Sincerely,
Sarah
(Girls, I felt this was necessary after noticing the recent number of BnB boy babies who seemed to be chilling in the womb longer than was necessary. I know it's a little formal, but I believe it's important that baby knows exactly when his welcome is up, and as I just passed the 60-day mark, it seemed appropriate.)
Current Tenant of Sarah's Uterus, aka Baby!
You have exactly 60 days to evacuate the premises, according to the landlord/tenants act of Alberta.
I have been very nice and given you two days grace (arranged due date is Dec.21, after all), but if you aren't out by Dec.23, I will be forced to contact the authorities and have you removed from the premises.
I believe that I am acting in good faith by giving you maximum notice and reminders of the approaching end of our agreed-upon 40-week lease. There is no need to move out early, but I will not be impressed if you try to stay any longer than 40 weeks.
Please respect the deadline and obey your mother.
Sincerely,
Sarah
(Girls, I felt this was necessary after noticing the recent number of BnB boy babies who seemed to be chilling in the womb longer than was necessary. I know it's a little formal, but I believe it's important that baby knows exactly when his welcome is up, and as I just passed the 60-day mark, it seemed appropriate.)
