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A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot, "What about this one Madam?" "A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree, and it's an absolute steal at only £20."
"Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant," it use to live in a brothel and as a result it's language is a touch fruity!".
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot."
So she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman, "F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam!",
"I'm not a Madam and this isn't a brothel" says the woman indignantly. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
"A new brothel, a new madam, and now new whores," says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes," complained the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.
A short while later, the woman's husband comes home and the parrot says........
"Well F**k me, a new brothel, a new madam, new whores, but the same old clients. How ya doin' Dave ?"
"Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant," it use to live in a brothel and as a result it's language is a touch fruity!".
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot."
So she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman, "F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam!",
"I'm not a Madam and this isn't a brothel" says the woman indignantly. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
"A new brothel, a new madam, and now new whores," says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes," complained the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.
A short while later, the woman's husband comes home and the parrot says........
"Well F**k me, a new brothel, a new madam, new whores, but the same old clients. How ya doin' Dave ?"
