Parrot

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  1. Wobbles

    Wobbles WoBbLeWoBbLe
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    A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot, "What about this one Madam?" "A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree, and it's an absolute steal at only £20."

    "Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks.

    "Well", replies the assistant," it use to live in a brothel and as a result it's language is a touch fruity!".

    "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot."

    So she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman, "F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam!",

    "I'm not a Madam and this isn't a brothel" says the woman indignantly. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.

    "A new brothel, a new madam, and now new whores," says the parrot when he sees the daughters.

    "Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes," complained the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.

    A short while later, the woman's husband comes home and the parrot says........

    "Well F**k me, a new brothel, a new madam, new whores, but the same old clients. How ya doin' Dave ?"
     
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    ha ha quality!!! :rofl:
     
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