Poem about the 2ww

[Feelcrazy]

I've waited all month and now I finally see
a smiley face on my opk, time to get busy

we do it, day after day then I lift my butt
and stick a pillow under it, keeping my legs shut

my hubby and I talk about sperm about Opk
we do it this way and then we do it that way

in a few days I feel a cramp or maybe a stab
maybe it's implantation! That would be fab!

Oh no! It's too early for that I know I know
I'm praying to God that dumb witch doesn't show

I'm going to test at 11 dpo, that only makes sense
then why am I testing at 7, I must be so dense

I'm pulling tests out of the trash, I'm crying all the time
I'm taking opks, for no reason or rhyme

I'm finally at 12 dpo and what do I see
but a BFN staring back at me.

Why do I even try, it seems it's not meant to be..
Because one day I know I'll have that BFP

until then, when I twinge,cramp and when I get in a slump
I'll have my sweet friends to comfort me at baby and bump




This is to all my friends here!
I love you all. Thanks for caring!

 

[dragondrums]

This is a very nice poem, I especially like the ending. Thank you for sharing with us .

 

[DolceBella]

Very cute!

 

[Feelcrazy]

Thanks girls

 

[mrsashley]

Awesome poem thanks for the little chuckle...and it's all SO true hehe

 

[MsJMouse]

very cute poem.

 

[Gemmamumof2]

that made me cry - im an emational wreck today - just cried say bye to OH hes only going work! LOL

 

[mrsashley]

Gemma, maybe its a symptom of a ? hehehe, look at me symptom spotting in someone elses thread
that poem hits right at home

 

[Gemmamumof2]

10 dpo BFN - im just emotional x

 

[Feelcrazy]

Hey Hun I'm 10dpo and emotional.
I thiiink af is here but since it's light brown spotting
i'll wait to admit defeat until I see red sorry tmi lol

 

[Gemmamumof2]

HAHAHA!
I get sick people saying this to me coz never happens BUT...

10 dpo you could be implanting with brown spotting

 

[Feelcrazy]

That would be cool. But I really think the stupid witch just came super early cause I took soy and it bumped up my ovulation day ten days!! But my lp ws shorter. Bummer... Sooo I think it was the soy pills I took how Many dpo are you?
When will you test?