Ok first... O... M... G.... I just googled that "Scold's Bridle". *shudder*
Second-- glad I'm not the only one who saw that and didn't know whether to laugh or vomit. I almost felt guilty for mocking it knowing that idiots actually put these on their babies! (Imagine the first time you took baby out in public with that thing on!)
Third-- Thanks, Zodiac... I'm thinking that's what I'll do. Sorry, but when I first looked at the recall explanations and their 'illustrations' of things that have happened to infants, my panic button went off. https://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml10/10225.html
Again... *shudder*
But... I'm chilling out and realizing I need to first take out my crib and assemble it and test it out, THEN see how I feel. Worst case, if I'm not comfortable still, I can always secure the sides with new hardware that will make the sides stationary (a pain for me when getting baby out... but better than buying a new stationary crib if I can't handle the anxiety)
We DID have a crib break on us when DD1 was in it, and I was pretty distraught over what could have happened to her.... the bottom corner dropped out!! She could have so easily gotten caught in that.... I can't even stand thinking about it. She was perfectly fine, but still....
So we bought her a new toddler bed, she was ready anyways.... then we bought a brand new crib for DS1. That's the one we still have. I always thought, "well the crib we have is barely 5 years old!" but it sounds like the newer ones are the worst offenders!
First I told DH we're getting a new crib... that's it. He had a zip-lipped expression like he was trying not to make fun of me, but didn't argue. Just said, "Ok. I'll go with whatever you decide." so when I told him later, "Ok.... ok.... I've decided to wait until I can put our crib together and test it out before I freak out and buy a new crib..." and he smiled and said, "Oh, honey.... I think that's a GREAT idea...." Still mocking me gently.
Patient man.