The losers club

[sapphire1]

Don't worry, nightmare baby = nightmare toddler too Holly is such a tantrum throing drama queen. This morning she put her arm in a bucket of dirty water while I was making her breakfast, and chucked 2 tantrums because she wanted a different channel on the tv. She's been up less than an hour

Have fun today Blondey and Nats!

 

[x Michelle x]

Aww Holly is so opinionated
Malc came in completely pissed at 11:30, almost fell over taking his boots off and was telling me the girls at work said he was a DILF. Ill need to rib him for this once he gets up. And perhaps go into his work once I'm not pregnant and scratch all their eyes out whilst looking amazing!
T has learnt to stick her finger into the spout of her no spill cup hence releasing the water. She makes a puddle on her highchair which she either sooks up or splashes in.....
Hope you have fun today Blondey, did I say your cake looks brill?

 

[Lettuce]

it's party day! Hope you have a fantastic time- we need photos!
Ah sapphire, she's bound to be a great teenager then...
I had easy pregnancy, easy labour, crappy birth, lovely baby, if I little... Demanding! who is currently pooing in her highchair.
What else is everyone doing? DH has his lads Christmas night out tonight, yes, in feb. So I'm expecting a scabby mess tomorrow, certainly not a DIFL! ohhh Michelle, you lucky woman... but yes, would also visit with my two beautiful children lookn fabulous!
He was meant to give me a lie in today but didn't take Jen after her feed so there was no point. so that's it for me til next weekend. he said he got up with her during the night... Yeah, once at 6 am compared to my 3 times including 1.5 hour long time, which s better than usual! I'm trying shh-pat again, and it worked!!! it took age but hell, it's better than rocking a 18lb odd baby!

 

[Natsku]

I had a shitty pregnancy, ok labour and birth and crazy baby

No spill cups are shit. I got Maria one and she just unscrews the lid so she can spill everywhere and then walk in it

 

[Emmy1987]

I had a shitty pregnancy, ok labour and birth and crazy baby

No spill cups are shit. I got Maria one and she just unscrews the lid so she can spill everywhere and then walk in it

I love Maria! I'd love to see her and Holly together

I had an ok pregnancy, fabulous labour, god awful birth, horrible colicky newborn with reflux and now a rather good (if not loud) baby lol.

Mwahahahahaaaa I've stolen OH's hoodie, it's so cold this morning! He's got loads so I don't feel so bad

Have fun at the parties ladies, def need pictures! I love kids parties!

 

[Fabby]

Have fun at your parties!

 

[OctBebe]

Hello fellow losers! Hope you are all well! x

 

[x Michelle x]

Hi Octbebe
what makes you a loser then?!

 

[OctBebe]

Just the same as the OP maybe it's because I'm from newzealand hahaha, I seem invisible to alot XD

 

[Lettuce]

Hola! welcome to the losers...

 

[KimmyB]

welcome to the new loser!
Hope the parties have been huge successes
I had an ok pregnancy, no labour, brilliant birth, chilled, happy newborn and funny, well behaved (most of the time) toddler. I got lucky with this one
We've been and picked our car up, I love it! Now we're watching a film snuggled up. I'm hoping there's enough snow tomorrow to try out archie's sledge for the first time!
That sucks that you didn't get a lie in Lettuce. I'd be bloody annoyed with dh if we'd prearranged it and then he totally disregarded it

 

[Natsku]

I need to look through pictures then I'll stick em on facebook

After I deal with the stinky I just noticed. Weird girl, she waits til everyone leaves before she poops

 

[sapphire1]

Boo to the non lay in Lettuce. If it makes you feel better, I never get one either. DH is a grumpy shithead if he has to get up early.

Yay for the party success Nats!

Looking forward to seeing your new car Kimmy, have fun

Holly's mental day has continued. I decided to give her dinner (sausage and bean hotpot) BLW style. She kept grinding bits of sausage into her eyes, and rubbing the tomato sauce (with paprika) all over her face. Then she did massive tsunami splashes in the bath afterwards, so it ended up with barely any water in it. The bathroom floor has plenty of water on it though She's now having a tantrum because her favourite programme isn't on tv.

Man she's hard work

 

[Natsku]

can't wait to meet her!

 

[blondey]

hey losers!

Party was great!! A bit of a squeeze, but everyone turned up. So 8 kiddies (oldest was 3, rest were babies/toddlers) 8 mummies and 3 daddies! But no one seemed to mind it was cosy and everyone was chatting. Cake went down well too. So proud of madam. I was worried she would get overwhelmed with the amount of people as she's a bit sensitive especially as she's been poorly but only one set of tears at the beginning as one of her friends whacked her with her toy camera by accident!!

OH is currently putting together her trike for tomorrow, but by the looks of outside, I doubt we will be using it tomorrow!! I did buy her some welli boots for the snow though so she can walk about in it!!

Love your pics Nats!

Did everyone else have a nice day?

Glad you like the car Kimmy! Is it the same Astra? Did they say what was wrong with it?

AM rubs food in her face too Sapphire, looks particularly fetching when it's something like lasagne or chilli!

 

[KimmyB]

That Holly is a menace for her mummy! Butter wouldn't melt though when we see her, little minx!
So glad the party went well blondey, sounds lovely! Yep it's the same astra, turns out there was nothing wrong with it, it had just run out of diesel
Just waiting for our tea to cook, we've got one of those dine in for a tenner, smells yum!
Just booked our summer holiday (not abroad, just england) really excited!

 

[Lettuce]

I know, I need to man up, but I was just so depending on it. ESP since hes out drinking tonight. ah well, sleep is overrated....
Loved the photos nats, Maria is such a cutie! You looked good too. Did she enjoy her cakes?
Glad AM was able to enjoy her day blondey, could you bear to cut into your gorgeous cake?!
I went to my mum and dads,and took Jen out a walk, it's cold here but just raining, unusual for us to have better weather than you guys down south! I also ate my first cream egg of the year! and def not my last...
Glad you got the car kimmy, is it nice?
Oh dear, bet that'll be fun to clear up! Cheeky Holly! porridge is my least favourite thing to clean off their faces and hair, and clothes and furniture...and cats.

 

[blondey]

Lettuce, have you seen they do like splattered cream eggs?

https://www.easter-eggs.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/DSC03127.jpg

OH cut the cake! Got about 14 slices out of it!

Oooo what did you get for din dins Kimmy? Was it an M&S one?

 

[KimmyB]

No just a tesco one! It's closer than m&s so hubby just popped out for it. We had rosemary potatoes with lemon and herb chicken Kiev. Followed by strawberry cheesecake and a glass of Chardonnay

 

[x Michelle x]

Glad all the parties went well!
I feel mean not doing a proper party - we are having all the grandparents, aunties and uncles round for cake and nibbles but tbh i can't afford to buy all the bits for it (party bags etc etc)! plus T is being a little limpet at the moment and would probably spend the entire time crying!
Had chicken dippers and mini waffles for dinner, cordon bleu cooking over here!
Next door have gone out and left their 15 year old daughter to have a party... if it wakes T there will be hell to pay! I'll bloody run the petrol lawn mower outside their house at 7am - yes, i am that petty folks
My friend was round the other day and her LO ate a bit of rice cake off the floor (her and T were eating them) and she almost threw a fit! I always let T eat floor crap, esp since i know its bits of whatever she was eating earlier... mostly.... Her LO always seems to have colds and bugs and i felt like telling her to let her LO eat a few germs!!! Are the rest of you like me?! Obviously i hoover etc and sweep the floor and we take our shoes off at the front door so i know what she finds aint going to kill her!