The losers club

[sapphire1]

Mmm, sounds yum Michelle! Been scouring the internets for flats today, not too long til we're reunited

Bloody hell vixie, you graduated in 2010? I graduated in 2002, 10 fucking years ago I am an old bitch You're not far from me at all, we should do a loser meet I'm trying to win the record for most losers met

 

[Eliza_V]

Ooh I love scouring the internet for potential new homes, it's so exciting! I hope you find your dream place

Hehe, yeah I'm 23

Yay a loser meet sounds great! x

 

[sapphire1]

I'm 31, with a mental age of 12. Are you on fb vixie?

I sound like I'm grooming you I'm ok really, ask the others

 

[Eliza_V]

LOL! Hey, I'll consider it a form of affection, you are now replacement DH!

Yeah, I'm on FB. I'll pm you the addy x

 

[Lettuce]

Oh god Vixie, don't do it! Stay away from sapphire... just kidding.
Your DH must be gay. Stupid man. I've married a non talker too- its terrible. he also refused sex for ages and I was devastated.
I'm hoping everything works out for both of you.
Great youre home Nats! hope you recover quickly.
Man, I hate expressing.
What's the loser plans for the weekend? My aunts up from Sheffield so visiting her and trying out my new loser buggy!

 

[Lettuce]

6 guests?! Wtf? Come in, show yourselves.


Oh and happy star wars day!

 

[blondey]

Sorry for all the shit OH's losers. You ladies deserve so much more than to be treated like that!

I graduated in 2008. I temped at the place I work now during summer vacations and I still bloody work there now. What a lot of use uni was!!

Where in Herts are you from Vixie? I'm Essex/Herts border, by the M11. And yes it is bloody expensive down here!

Meh, should be the weekend, but alas I have specials training! And I have to leave even earlier as I'm dropping madam off at my mums before hand as OH is on nights and will need to sleep.

Dinner tonight losers? OH called from Sainsburys where we were going to get one of their deli pizzas but the stupid cow woman told him she wasn't making anymore as she was off shift!

Yay for feeling better Nats and yay for being home.

 

[Natsku]

I never graduated

You don't want to meet Saph, Vix, she's a pyscho but Holly is awesome so maybe you do want to meet her after all.

I am knackered and hurting quite bad after doing the food shop but now I have a grilled chicken for my dinner so I don't have to cook and food in the fridge and the cupboard. Maria has gone back to her dad's, only had a few hours with her but he's going to try and come here either sunday or monday and we'll see how I'm feeling then.

 

[Eliza_V]

At this rate no dinner for me! DH rang at half 2 to say he was back in York from the meeting in West Brom, and instead of coming home - which he could - he was going into work He said he'd be out by half 4, 5 at the latest, and I haven't heard a peep from him. I need him to let me know if I'm supposed to be doing something for myself, which I don't mind as I can eat with LO, but he never lets me know and I either sit up til about 10pm when I finally give in and ring to see where he is, or I make something and he walks in as I'm eating it

I'm from Stevenage blondey.. Don't judge me

Lettuce... I've come to the conclusion that men are stupid. A woman without a man is like a fish... Without a bicycle.

Uh-oh.. SAPH IGNORE MY FB ADDRESS

Ah screw him, I'm going to put LO to bed in a minute. He didn't see her this morning, and now he won't see her tonight. His loss.

 

[Natsku]

Men are twats with a few exceptions I suppose. I'm gonna go lesbo with Saph, fed up with men.

 

[Eliza_V]

I'll join you... Threesome!!

 

[Natsku]

Wahay!

 

[Lettuce]

I go to work and come home to find 3 pole dancing lesbians!
We're in for a bad night, Jenny and I have the cold. God I miss night nurse...
We had steak pie. Jen ate all the steak and threw the veg away!
Had such a laugh at work today discussing erotic fiction!

 

[Natsku]

Jen has good taste

 

[Eliza_V]

It's what we do best Lettuce.. Care to make it 4?

DH came home at half 8. Ha, he's really in the doghouse.. He's trying! I said I'd refuse to talk to him unless he did a back-hook spin on the pole (which involves him spinning round backwards even before hooking onto the pole) and he slipped in his socks and then slid down the pole far too quickly as he still had his suit on and whacked his nuts on the pole!!

He also cooked pork steaks for dinner, and (despite him asking earlier if I wanted anything and I said no) I said during dinner "I fancy some wine" and now he's at Sainsburys.. So, there's always an up-side. Lol.

I just saw this quote on someones siggy on a mental health forum, made me crack up:

"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours.
If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.
But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone,
takes your money, and doesn't appear to realise that you had set it free.....
you either married it or gave birth to it."

 

[sapphire1]

Fuck me, that should be my motto! Glad the karma pole bit your DH on the bollocks vixie

Ooo Lettuce, talk dirty to us

I have a poorly Holly running round in just a vest. It's 1am She seems a bit happier after some drugs and watching some shit on the tv lol.

 

[Lettuce]

Haha, yeah, well, I think I may have started a book club at work...
Talk dirty? Ok, laundry, dishes, Hoover...
Oh poor Holly, hope she feels better now. Jen actually slept right through til 6:15. I'm feeding her then passing her to DH so I can go back to sleep for a bit.
Love the quote vixie!

 

[Natsku]

Yay for Jen sleeping through!

Poor poorly Holly

I'm not sure if I have to go back to the hospital or not, I think I have a urine infection but my SIL is coming today to bring some stuff to the apartment so I would really need to be here to let her in.

 

[sapphire1]

Hope you're ok Nats, and that you don't have to go back in

Yay, go Jen! Hope she does it again, and again, and again...

Holly's still got a high temp, but is marginally more cheerful today. Might take her to the walk in clinic later, if she gets bad again.

Anyone doing anything nice this weekend?

 

[Natsku]

Glad holly is a bit more cheerful

My fever has gone down and feeling a bit better now so I'm gonna wait and see