Things that disgust OH about me being pregnant

[RaspberryK]

I am totally put off sex when I feel the baby move or DH touches my belly. The thought of the baby when we (rarely) have sex is so off putting and yet that's how it got there I think he'd not care though.

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[Braven05]

I try to blame the farting on the baby but OH just says, "Whats your excuse the rest of the time and what will you say after the baby is born?" so I tried saying, "She'll change me forever..." lol We're funny though...I think the first time we hung out together he let a big one rip and it took me a few months but eventually I just started doing it too. Now we laugh about it because I outfart him not pregnant and he always used to say, "You win, you always win!" but its worse now. Thing is, before pregnancy they almost NEVER smelled and now (since I'm constipated most of the time) they smell HORRIBLE! I'd say thats his least favorite thing. And the fact that I tell him EVERYTHING...so every little gross detail he is not spared from lol I don't care, he still loves me.

Oh, and I forgot - the snoring. It doesn't disgust him but I know it bothers him some. I snored before but its so much worse now. Sometimes he wakes me up and tells me to roll over so I'm not snoring in his face. I feel bad, but its not like I can help it!

Hahaha I was just reading the "peezing" comment and I laughed aloud about it and told my OH the term and I said, "Luckily that hasn't happened to me yet...I must have exceptional vagina muscles." and he said, "well I've always thought so." silly man

 

[Courtcourt]

The peeing! Several times I have sneezed and had to run change. He's like... "you are so sexy right now" hahaha

 

[bobekah]

In our whole relationship I have never farted in front of my fiancee! Im really shy about it! I just go to the bathroom...or makesure hes not downwind of me!

I dont cry...I complain sometimes and it drives him nutts! He says "I wish you came with a pregnancy guide!"

Also when I am sleeping I toss and turn ALOT now. He hates waking up...and if I even try and take any of the blankets from him...its on!

 

[Mama627]

I don't fart in front of DH, that's just one line I won't cross.

He is super grossed out by my hairy belly and the vomiting whenever I smell certain things (like when I go into the bathroom right after he's peed I just gag uncontrollably until I puke. The memory of the scent stays with me, so leaving the room doesn't help.)

He's also put off by how hard my boobs are lately. He thinks they don't feel right and they aren't any fun anymore. lol

 

[Mocha_Baby XD]

Lol! i agree with the extra cm i can't sit on OH with just my underwear on without him going "ARGH! your leaking again!!"

 

[countryrider]

I can't fart in front of him either. The 2 times I have farted in front of him on accident he laughed. Actually the first time he litterally fell to his hands and knees laughing cause I'm so embarrassed about it! Luckily I was able to laugh too, but still won't do it on purpose.

He's not happy with the fact that I can't sleep in the same bed with him because of his snoring! He snores sooooo loud and I've become such a light sleeper, it's impossible for me to get some rest.

Also my mood swings. I can get grumpy and sad quite easily, I think in that department he's ready for me to have this baby already!

 

[babytimeee]

LOL I love this thread. I don't know HOW my OH still loves me. Mind you, my OH NEVER farts, we've been together for a year and I've heard him fart once and it was a little "pfff" hahaha.. I, on the other hand, am quite noisy now and Jesus H do I STINK?! I gross myself out but on the other hand I'm kind of proud =X. He gags and makes jokes about how I'm not allowed to fart in his new car because "SCENT IS LITTLE PARTICLES OF THE THING YOU ARE SMELLING. YOU ARE LEAVING POOP PARTICLES IN MY CAR." Hahaha

Also, he is disgusted by my belly button. It popped and I force him to touch it and he gets the heeby jeebies. Also not a fan of my leaky bosoms. Poor guy, love him to death though.

 

[sailing_girl]

My farts are AWFUL now! But the worst thing is that I can't handle it when my hubby lets one rip...it seriously makes me gag! He gets mad cause it's such a catch 22!

 

[momanddadtobe]

well hmmm.. where to start, my farts are worse now im pregnant, and when i fart o/h looks discusted and its hilarious xD mind you, we have to cope with their farts so why cant they cope with ours?! i remember a hilarious memory of when we were on the phone together, and i farted and he actually thought i'd said something because he said ''what?'' it cracked me up something chronic.
oh and also he finds it kind of a turn off when we have sex and i get a little wet down there and it starts squealching (sp). also my hairyness down there, he says it looks like a bush, so i say ''shall i shave it?' then he says ''no because i like a bit of hairyness' im like make your mind up!

 

[Shell N Bump]

Having a good old bit of sexytime and having to stop half way through because you need to pee ;-p

Hahaha this made me giggle!!

 

[satine51]

LOL I love this thread. I don't know HOW my OH still loves me. Mind you, my OH NEVER farts, we've been together for a year and I've heard him fart once and it was a little "pfff" hahaha.. I, on the other hand, am quite noisy now and Jesus H do I STINK?! I gross myself out but on the other hand I'm kind of proud =X. He gags and makes jokes about how I'm not allowed to fart in his new car because "SCENT IS LITTLE PARTICLES OF THE THING YOU ARE SMELLING. YOU ARE LEAVING POOP PARTICLES IN MY CAR." Hahaha

Also, he is disgusted by my belly button. It popped and I force him to touch it and he gets the heeby jeebies. Also not a fan of my leaky bosoms. Poor guy, love him to death though.

 

[MrsGM]

so glad I'm the only one in the office right now cos pretty much crying with laughter

Until half of these things happen to me of course!! been more gassy but nothing too bad, OH was about when I was being sick and lovingly pointed out that it was the evening not morning!

 

[elliot]

Boy, after reading all these posts I'm thinking I must be a weirdo cause I haven't had much farting. BUT... I have been burping up a storm.

DH is a dear and doesn't complain about much, but I have a feeling a few things bother him... when I complain about my looks and the weight gain (this makes him upset), the belching, the constant nose-blowing, how I'm so slow at everything now, and the mood swings.

 

[Braven05]

My farts are AWFUL now! But the worst thing is that I can't handle it when my hubby lets one rip...it seriously makes me gag! He gets mad cause it's such a catch 22!

I'm the same...I have pretty disgusting farts now...but I make such a face when he farts and I've been almost driven from the bed at night by his....I keep a can of air freshener to spray him down when he smells because it gags me!