TIE WELCOME JACK, HENRY, DEVON, ROXAS, PENELOPE, MATILDA, THEO and Charlotte!!

[mammag]

Lol, Minnie, here I come! Lol, totally just kidding, we might really piss some of the moderators off

 

[USAFKnineWife]

Would it surprise you guys if I told you I'm kind of a Bitch in real life? Lol, I get PM's on here (one of which prompted this post) just to tell me how helpful I am and/or asking questions etc., but IRL I'm shy and people tend to assume that I'm snobby. I'm really not, I am a nice person and I feel things very deeply, but I am quick to complain (Taco Bell better NEVER F**k up my order ), and I have a serious mouth on me, and I have a hard time keeping friends because they always wind up getting on my nerves! Lol, just a little FYI on me

Same here my dear, lol. Here's one, I don't really like kids! Love mine, but I am the mom who donates $, to avoid going to the fundraisers. Lol.

I have had to hold my tongue several times on some posts I've read, not here of course!

Oh, I also swear like a sailor. Lol.

MEEEEEE TOOOOOO!!!!! All of that....

 

[USAFKnineWife]

And I feel you on the posts thing, I do hold my tongue, cuz I like being able to keep coming back here But some of these posts, and some of these people for that matter, really truly test my patience!! NOT you guys though!!! I love all you guys to pieces

Don't get me started! Lol.

I hear ya! If there was a "virtual slap" button some..ok well ALOT would get the bitch slap daily...Instead I just roll my eyes and laugh at how redonkulous they are!!

 

[mammag]

Oh wow, I know I already said this but definitely LEFT siding it this cycle!! Pain is horrid! Is it not completely nuts that I'm excited about a terrible pain that I know is going to last for two days and can't take medication to ease! hmmmmmmm

 

[mammag]

And I feel you on the posts thing, I do hold my tongue, cuz I like being able to keep coming back here But some of these posts, and some of these people for that matter, really truly test my patience!! NOT you guys though!!! I love all you guys to pieces

Don't get me started! Lol.

I hear ya! If there was a "virtual slap" button some..ok well ALOT would get the bitch slap daily...Instead I just roll my eyes and laugh at how redonkulous they are!!

I would probably overuse the virtual slap button!!! Lol, I understand being down about things every now and then, but the ones who just constantly complain about every little thing over and over drive me up the freaking wall!!! None of us are pregnant yet, we all know it sucks, how about some positive freaking attitude (PFA) for once!!!

 

[USAFKnineWife]

I think I might ovulate from my left side this cycle? That's where I'm feeling the majority of my cramping, it is weird though, as I'm feeling twinges and hot cramps on BOTH sides? Never had that before, two dominant eggs fighting for their spot maybe Lol, it would make sense that my eggs fight, you should meet my kids!!

bahahahahaha!!! Classic!!!

 

[dachsundmom]

And I feel you on the posts thing, I do hold my tongue, cuz I like being able to keep coming back here But some of these posts, and some of these people for that matter, really truly test my patience!! NOT you guys though!!! I love all you guys to pieces

Don't get me started! Lol.

I hear ya! If there was a "virtual slap" button some..ok well ALOT would get the bitch slap daily...Instead I just roll my eyes and laugh at how redonkulous they are!!

I would probably overuse the virtual slap button!!! Lol, I understand being down about things every now and then, but the ones who just constantly complain about every little thing over and over drive me up the freaking wall!!! None of us are pregnant yet, we all know it sucks, how about some positive freaking attitude (PFA) for once!!!

Can anyone make a "slap button" ticker as our official thread siggy? Lol.

 

[USAFKnineWife]

Hmmmm here's a question for you ladies:

If I have an abundance of EWCM on tp and in my knickers (or panties in American lol I sound so posh) today does this mean that I could have had EWCM around my cervix yesterday?

I'm just worried that I didn't have EWCM on TP yday and DH's swimmers wouldn't have been able to get there!

xxxx

Absolutely, it's inside before it's outside for sure, I usually don't even know I have EWCM unless I check internally, so EWCM on your "knickers" Is deffo a good thing and means you have plenty of it!

Well if that's the case then I have a shit ton to spare if you kwim? EWWWWW

 

[Icca19]

When I O from my right (like every month) I'm currledup in. A ball on my couch with the remote and my blankey lol
This left side thing ain't that bad if I must say so myself.....sorry girls

 

[dachsundmom]

When I O from my right (like every month) I'm currledup in. A ball on my couch with the remote and my blankey lol
This left side thing ain't that bad if I must say so myself.....sorry girls

I am beginning to this it is all bad, lol!

 

[USAFKnineWife]

wow ive missed loads lol ok the soft cups are really easy to use OH has no idea i use them lol
i put some conceive plus arround the edge and inside just to give em a bit more energy lol

i swear were all the same lol i am also very shy and people think im ignorant and stuck up but really i just dont really have much in common with most of the people i meet most people frustrate me with there dumb ass questions and small minded conversations im very open minded person and like to look way beond the surface of people and life .

I cant remember what else i was gona comment on it took me too long to get through the thread i forgot lol

That's why when I want to comment on something I right click a new window using the "quote" button...That is why I quote so much lol

 

[mammag]

When I O from my right (like every month) I'm currledup in. A ball on my couch with the remote and my blankey lol
This left side thing ain't that bad if I must say so myself.....sorry girls

I am beginning to this it is all bad, lol!

alright, out for ice cream and redbox movies, so we can curl up and suffer, DH had better make it quick tonight

 

[USAFKnineWife]

LOL!

Help me, how do I get DH in the mood when he knows i'm ovulating today and only after 1 thing? I brought out the massage oil last night so can't really do that again.

Woohoo O pain is back - in both sides though!

xxx

Just walk in front of him naked and bend over.... Blowjobs work too

 

[USAFKnineWife]

I gots a siggy!!! Any other future bump buddies welcome!

 

[dachsundmom]

I gots a siggy!!! Any other future bump buddies welcome!

Done!
Wanted an ok from you first!

 

[USAFKnineWife]

I gots a siggy!!! Any other future bump buddies welcome!

Done!
Wanted an ok from you first!

YAY!

 

[harri]

And me LOL!!! I want future bump buddies! It makes me hopeful we will get there!

Xx

 

[USAFKnineWife]

Ok ladies..about to go eat dinner..Don't cause too much of a ruckus while I am gone!! bahahaha!!!

 

[harri]

My battle at the moment is with DH! If he knows I'm ovulating he struggles to get in the mood because he feels like it's just sex for 1 thing and not enjoyment - why do I get the emotional man lol! I've tried not telling him but he always suspects!!

I feel like it will never happen! X

 

[dachsundmom]

And me LOL!!! I want future bump buddies! It makes me hopeful we will get there!

Xx

....and now harri!