TIE WELCOME JACK, HENRY, DEVON, ROXAS, PENELOPE, MATILDA, THEO and Charlotte!!

[USAFKnineWife]

Well I will hold my pee for a bit and then try it. I need something fun in my day...cause as the day goes it just keeps getting worse!

What's going on today? Idk if you saw my question to you about your DH ever talking about the "dependapotamus" read about it on the web, you will really laugh. And you probably know a few. Lol.

Well I really needed to go u to the boy's school today to help out with registration. But for the last 4 days the youngest (Bennen) has really earned his "tiny terrorist" nickname. I mean seriously being naughty. The older one (Dalton) isn't as bad but really eggs him on when he is being bad. As soon as they both got up this morning they started with it again. Add to that Dh didn't get his a$$ up out of the bed until 1130 and then of course got dressed and quickly left...No Happy Anniversary...not $hit. Who knows what time he will be home as he didn't go in until late. So pretty much I'm stuck here all day with little boy monsters; he will come home; ask what's for dinner and then after we eat the boys will go to bed and then us shortly after. You would think he would want to spend some time with me.

I typically let DH forget our anniversary, the gift is always soo much better when he feels guilty cuz he forgot!! And I feel you on the rotten boys, my 6 yr old is at this moment terrorizing my poor dog and laughing his little a$$ off about it, and my 3 year old is eating MY hot wings and rubbing his grubby little fingers all over my touch screen phone!

Sounds just like mine. Even though they have only been up for 2 whole hours as soon as they are done with lunch their little bad a$$es will be going to "quiet" time aka naptime!!!

DH didn't forget; he even texted one of his troops saying that he was gonna be in a little later since he wanted to spend some more time with me...Stupid A$$ accidentally sent the text to me instead. He could have at least done what he said instead he wanted to sleep all day instead.

 

[USAFKnineWife]

The first HPT I took earlier was by itself. Stark white. Negative. Then the second one I took with the OPK (green one) I dipped them in to pee together and tried my best to hold them together even though the HPT is longer than the OPK.

 

[dachsundmom]

Again, men suck! Lol.

 

[USAFKnineWife]

Oh well don't think I didn't snap on him when he was walking out the door! He very well knows I am pi$$ed!

 

[dachsundmom]

Oh well don't think I didn't snap on him when he was walking out the door! He very well knows I am pi$$ed!

Will the gifts be good? Lol.

 

[USAFKnineWife]

Oh well don't think I didn't snap on him when he was walking out the door! He very well knows I am pi$$ed!

Will the gifts be good? Lol.

Well seeing as he already purchased my anniversary gift (just waiting for it to get here) then I seriously doubt he would even think of anything else..much less flowers or anything. The least the big dummy could have done is gotten a sitter so we could go out to eat or to a movie by ourselves...Nope..He would NEVER think to do even that...

 

[mammag]

Men do kinda suck Thank God they have us, imagine the world if it were only them.

 

[USAFKnineWife]

He will probably take his sweet a$$ time coming home too for fear of my angry wrath!

 

[mammag]

Lol, my DH always finds a reason to get mad at me if he knows he's in trouble, he'll pick the dumbest little thing and go AT it, but I've got him figured out so it doesn't work anymore!

 

[USAFKnineWife]

Keith is the same way...But I am better at "spinning" the situation than he is so it doesn't get him far at all!

 

[harri]

Happy anniversary !!!!! :-D I hope you get something lovely! Xxx

My first wedding anniversary is next month
I've taken another opk and it's really negative now wooohooo! I've had loads of cramps too yess!!!!!

One of us has GOT to get a bfp this cycle, they say 20% chance each cycle! xx

 

[Icca19]

My DH forgot mothers day, didn't get me anything. Iv had so much on my mind lately I might just "forget" fathers day ;-)
I'm too nice to do that. He will end up having a wonderfull fathers day full of tv beer food and the couch (id put DTD on that list but he's had enough of that) lol

 

[mammag]

My DH forgot mothers day, didn't get me anything. Iv had so much on my mind lately I might just "forget" fathers day ;-)
I'm too nice to do that. He will end up having a wonderfull fathers day full of tv beer food and the couch (id put DTD on that list but he's had enough of that) lol

Lol, put in his card that you won't force him to DTD for his Father's Day Gift!

 

[dachsundmom]

Happy anniversary !!!!! :-D I hope you get something lovely! Xxx

My first wedding anniversary is next month
I've taken another opk and it's really negative now wooohooo! I've had loads of cramps too yess!!!!!

One of us has GOT to get a bfp this cycle, they say 20% chance each cycle! xx

Yay!

 

[USAFKnineWife]

Oh if things don't shape up today he can SUCK IT on Father's Day...He's not my dad as he likes to tell me "I'm not his mother" a$$wipe!

Can you guys tell I have anger issues!!

 

[mammag]

Oh if things don't shape up today he can SUCK IT on Father's Day...He's not my dad as he likes to tell me "I'm not his mother" a$$wipe!

Can you guys tell I have anger issues!!

Only a little, but we can ALL relate I'm sure!

 

[dachsundmom]

Oh if things don't shape up today he can SUCK IT on Father's Day...He's not my dad as he likes to tell me "I'm not his mother" a$$wipe!

Can you guys tell I have anger issues!!

Take the credit card, order something that sparkles, hand him the bill, and say thank you! Lol.

 

[harri]

Oh if things don't shape up today he can SUCK IT on Father's Day...He's not my dad as he likes to tell me "I'm not his mother" a$$wipe!

Can you guys tell I have anger issues!!

Take the credit card, order something that sparkles, hand him the bill, and say thank you! Lol.

Great idea!!!! Xxx

 

[mammag]

Oh if things don't shape up today he can SUCK IT on Father's Day...He's not my dad as he likes to tell me "I'm not his mother" a$$wipe!

Can you guys tell I have anger issues!!

Take the credit card, order something that sparkles, hand him the bill, and say thank you! Lol.

Great idea!!!! Xxx

I'm gonna third that motion!

 

[MrsStutler]

Keith is the same way...But I am better at "spinning" the situation than he is so it doesn't get him far at all!

Too funny, unfortunately I have to argue against the master of quick wit and snappy comebacks...I usually lose or just default to slamming my foot on the ground and huffing away. We fight about the stupidest things sometimes...although I guess if you are only fighting about stupid things that is a good thing.

Well GOOD MORNING ladies! How is everybody doing today? I'm liking all the positive vibes going around.

Well I started taking my temperature, just because I feel like if I'm not charting or tracking or testing something I might implode, but I'm not sure I am doing it right. So far as soon as I realize I'm conscious I reach over and grab the thermometer and take my temperature. I've read it's best to do it at the same time but what if I don't wake up at the same time? and what if (like this morning) I fall asleep again, do I take another temp? I'm so new to this one it's really kind of confusing for something that should be so simple.

So I think af is really being an all-star witch for me and trying to break records...now at CD44 and we have officially broken the record for longest cycle I've ever had...she probably wants a medal or something...witch.

Lastly, does anybody want to be future bump buddies with me?!

I'll check in later, at the rate this thread is going I have to check in 3 times a day just to keep up!!