What is my bump made of??

[Noodles]

I felt like a fraud walking around mothercare and used to push my belly out in an attempt to make myself look more pregnant.

I thought I was the only one that did that. I find that no matter how big I get all the other women in pregnancy/baby shops are always bigger - how dare they

I'll second that. My bump is only little and even my husband looks all disappointed when he see it, I think he would like me to look like a hippo.