There is clearly something wrong with me - all the nutters gravitate in my direction. I was in our local supermarket (staring at the rows of chocolate obviously) when the woman next to me started waving her arms around as though she was having some sort of fit. I think she was Phillippino from her accent and I am fairly sure they are big babywearers there so you would think she had seen a baby in a sling before but apparently not.
Woman "Oh my God, is he SAFE?" More arm waving. "It can't be SAFE"
Me, walking away "If it wasn't safe I wouldn't be doing it would I?"
Woman, giving chase "He had better keep still. If he moves he will fall. Keep still, baby!"
Me "He can move all he likes. I can move all I like. He's not going to fall out because I am not a complete idiot."
I was then overcome with annoyance-induced insanity and did a little sort of bum wiggling dance to prove he wouldn't fall out. Oh dear......
Woman "Oh my God, is he SAFE?" More arm waving. "It can't be SAFE"
Me, walking away "If it wasn't safe I wouldn't be doing it would I?"
Woman, giving chase "He had better keep still. If he moves he will fall. Keep still, baby!"
Me "He can move all he likes. I can move all I like. He's not going to fall out because I am not a complete idiot."
I was then overcome with annoyance-induced insanity and did a little sort of bum wiggling dance to prove he wouldn't fall out. Oh dear......