Good Morning All
and welcome to this week's edition of
40 AND STILL GOING STRONG
Boy do I have a treat for you ladies this week. Here are just some of the stories you can expect to find in this week's edition
* Yes that is af cramps and No they won't be turning into contractions any time soon
* 10 Easy DIY tips on getting the perfect Vagina Split
* How to NOT go into labour before your Due Date
* How to hide from nosey neighbours that think you are hiding the baby you had and still look 40 weeks pregnant
* How to ensure that perfect lower back ache - constantly
* Want to wake up with swolen achy fingers? Here is what you need to do
BUT WAIT!!! THAT IS NOT ALL!!
If you call and place your order today for this week's edition I'll throw in some free bump(er) stickers
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Telephone lines are now open to take your calls