another joke

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  1. 2nd.Time.Daddy

    2nd.Time.Daddy Well-Known Member

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    A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up
    leaving together.

    They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment,
    she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft,
    sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

    There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of
    cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire
    wall !

    It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange
    them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put
    into organizing the display.

    There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears
    covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears
    running all the way along the top shelf.

    She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large
    a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and
    actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

    They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she
    finds herself thinking, "Oh my God ! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
    Maybe he could be the future father my children ?"

    She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.

    They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her
    in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each
    other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

    She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more
    creativity, more heat than she has ever known, and even did a few things
    she had never done with any other man.

    After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
    guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.

    The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well,
    how was it ?"

    The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her
    eyes, and says


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    >> ".Help yourself to a prize from the Middle Shelf!!!"
     
  2. weestar21

    weestar21 Well-Known Member

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  3. Caroline

    Caroline Proud Mum of 4

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  4. Trinity

    Trinity Well-Known Member

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    LOL heard that one before but still makes me laugh :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  5. ImTheDaddy

    ImTheDaddy Well-Known Member

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    Now That's FUNNY!

    Almost as Funny as the Arsenal - Chelsea score yesterday!!!
     
  6. Imi

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    Lmfao

    Nice one!!!

    xxx
     

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