Morticia, I'm sorry! Stupid AF! But you're right, next month will be your month! Try the Mucinex thing! Take it the 4 days before your o and the day of o (twice a day) -- but it has to be the one that only has the one ingredient - guaifenesin. Don't take the one that has more than that ingredient, b/c it will dry you up.
Mk8, I wish I could have calmed myself and waited till later to tell DH, but I couldn't do it. It was 4:30 in the morning and I ran in to the bedroom, flipped on the light and jumped on the bed. He was like, "What the...?" And I just said, "Merry Christmas, sweetie." And he said, Huh? Then I showed him the stick and he said, "What is that?" And I said, It's a Christmas baby. It took him a moment, but he finally got it. He was excited. I went to the Dr. yesterday to get a test. I thought it might be too early and they said, not at all. So, i'll know today for sure.