Ps castaway - that's amazing you're almost back to pre preg weight, well done!
Re penis beakers - it's this hilarious thread on mumsnet (have you heard of mumsnet?! I think it may be a uk thing...)
Anyway - check it out: https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis
It will cheer you up if you're feeling low, guaranteed! I have it saved as a 'favourite' web page so I can have a chuckle whenever I have a bad day
Enjoy! Xx
Re penis beakers - it's this hilarious thread on mumsnet (have you heard of mumsnet?! I think it may be a uk thing...)
Anyway - check it out: https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis
It will cheer you up if you're feeling low, guaranteed! I have it saved as a 'favourite' web page so I can have a chuckle whenever I have a bad day

Enjoy! Xx