BAW Girlies Chat Thread

[LeaArr]

Tiger Woods Holiday Poem

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.

 

[golcarlilly]

Lea!

hope everyone is ok


https://www.allthingschristmas.com/images/Christmas/merry_christmas.jpg

To you all xxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Sambatiki]

HI Tracy!!

♥♥♥♥ Merry Christmas ♥♥♥♥

Hope everyone had a fab weekend! xxx

 

[Reedy]

MERRYCHRISTMAS

I got my SS today so thank you

Hope everyone has a fab christmas x x x x x

 

[Chris77]

Hi ladies!

 

[MissyMojo]

im still waiting for mine, but my post office sucks, asked for a parcel i missed on thurs to be sent out fri - no parcel, asked for sat - no parcel, nothing came today!! some one will get wrong tomoro i tell ya!!!! bloody postal service!!

 

[Sambatiki]

Missy - I wonder if yours is coming from abroad???

Hope youre all well??

 

[golcarlilly]

Quiet in here everyone must be busy with festive preparations?! I am all ready for xmas now, not leaving the house again till Boxing day!

 

[Sambatiki]

Tracy - :wave: Im not ready been too busy. Although Ive got most of it now, just need more bits for DF and step dad then Im done. What has Myles got??

 

[golcarlilly]

DW I am sure you will get sorted Kerry! Myles has more than we were intending buying him - couldn't help it!! nothing really expensive though, just bits and bobs, like a light up drum from ELC and a talking Macca Pacca (from In the Night Garden) I can't wait for Christmas day to give him his pressies!

 

[Sambatiki]

I bet you cant, must be soooo exciting! Next year will be even better when he'll be able to open things himself etc

 

[golcarlilly]

I know, I have wrapped everything up but will be opening them all LOL - a bit of a pointless exercise really!!

 

[MissyMojo]

pperhaps!

im doing alright i think

xmas is a time of mixed emotions

 

[NatalieW]

Sorry I've been neglecting my BAW duties!

Isobel has been so unwell. Started with a cold, then had to call out of hours doctors on the sunday as she got worse.

Ended up with laryngitis and developed a cough in last couple of days.

Now I got it!!

 

[golcarlilly]

Aww Nat hope you are both better soon

 

[MissyMojo]

aww bless her xxx

from aunty Jam xxx

 

[Sambatiki]

Hey ladies!

Tracy - Im sure that Myles will love crinkling the paper!

Missy - I know what you mean sweetie xxxx

Nat - Im sorry to hear about poor little chuckles and now you too Hope you get better soon! xxxx

 

[Chris77]

Aww Nat...hope you and Isobel feel better soon.

 

[MissyMojo]

i got my ss thank you!!!!!!

 

[Chris77]

Did everyone get their SS?? What did you get!!